Good, let Darwin sort those demons out
I can see new regulations coming where it's illegal to do baptisms unless you have a senior official mentoring the junior member. Also you will have to have signage stating that baptism could lead to death or bodily harm and you will need to sign a waiver in case of such. You will also not be allowed to perform a baptism without a member of a medical team available and present. You will also have to have an ambulance and fire engine on board. Furthermore the government will probably put out a tender to recruit, train and provide personnel for such baptisms but because the tender money will be stolen, there will be no personnel available, no one will get baptised and hence all the churches and a few hospitals will be burnt to the ground! Of course this too, is Jan van Riebeeck's fault as he was the original implementer of apartheid, carrying out the plans originally drafted by someone like Julius Caesar (that racist European bastard - I'm fairly certain he was the original architect and father of apartheid).
Can I get a "VIVA Comrades, VIVA!"
Going to save a link to this post and come back to it in a few years time. Seems pretty likely...
