Mass stabbing on UK train

No it wouldn't. Just like your earlier post of being a plumber or something and having a hammer in your toolbox in your van, is also illegal and will get you arrested.

That's just total bullshit.

To be fair, an electrician did get nicked walking into a shop that one time because he forgot he had his screwdriver in his back pocket.
 
To be fair, an electrician did get nicked walking into a shop that one time because he forgot he had his screwdriver in his back pocket.

It didn’t help that he was drunk at the time (and the case was thrown out when it went to court).

 
Don't worry, I'm sure some black or brown dude will do something bad soon and you can set off on another victory lap.
Interviewer: How much amount of milk does your cow produce?
Farmer: which one, black one or white one?
Interviewer: Black one
Farmer: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer : Where do they sleep?
Farmer: The Black one or the. White one?
Interviewer: The black one
Farmer : In the Barn
Interviewer: And the White one?
Farmer: In the Barn also
Interviewer: Your cows look healthy... What do you feed them?
Farmer: which one..black one or white one?
Interviewer: Black one
Farmer: Grass
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: Grass
Interviewer: (Annoyed:mad:) but why do you keep on asking if black one or white one when answers are just the same??
Farmer: Because the black one is mine.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: Its also mine.
 
Interviewer: How much amount of milk does your cow produce?
Farmer: which one, black one or white one?
Interviewer: Black one
Farmer: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: 2 litres per day.
Interviewer : Where do they sleep?
Farmer: The Black one or the. White one?
Interviewer: The black one
Farmer : In the Barn
Interviewer: And the White one?
Farmer: In the Barn also
Interviewer: Your cows look healthy... What do you feed them?
Farmer: which one..black one or white one?
Interviewer: Black one
Farmer: Grass
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: Grass
Interviewer: (Annoyed:mad:) but why do you keep on asking if black one or white one when answers are just the same??
Farmer: Because the black one is mine.
Interviewer: And the white one?
Farmer: Its also mine.

Hang on, but aren't cows typically black and white? Jersey cows or whatever they're called.

And then you get brown cows too. How now brown cow and all that.

Also, did you know that cows actually normally stand on their hind hooves?

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Like the Clover ad "Green grass to white milk, clever cows".
 
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