Men are bastards!

[Morgoth]

Men are bastards ....yes we are, ok thanks

 

[kingmonty]

So, I was riding to work this morning, going round a traffic circle and this woman comes from the opposite direction in car (i'm on a bike). She's probably doing 80 in a 60, talking on the phone and she basically just ramps over the traffic circle, not even slowing down almost takeing me out in the process.

Of course, I have to turn around and go after her and at the next robot I pull up next to her window and start explaing to her (in my best French ) exactly what I think about her particular style of driving.

Then, the window comes down, and she is bawling her eyes out, the waterworks are just flowing everywhere.

"My boyfriend just broke up with me.", she splutters out between bouts of crying and mopping her face off with a tissue.

Oh my word, I felt so bad for her. Shame, the poor little girl, I didn't know what to say.

"Calm down, you don't want to have an accident.", what else can you say?

So girly, wherever you are, trust me on this one:
Men are bastards! He doesn't deserve you. Dump him and move on to someone better.

Hmmm, actually she wasn't that bad looking, should have asked for her number

And that, gentlemen, is why women are ***ker driver than men.

 

[guest2013-1]

Just on topic about men being bastards, I've just come to a realization.

If men are such bastards, why doesn't the mom do a better job raising them? Right? So it's the woman's fault for making us bastards in the first place. Ha!

Naw I just kidding *pets woman* you okay in my books

 

[Slaine73]

The mothers raise the sons as bastards so as to prepare them for the woman they will meet later on in life......

 

[RazedInBlack]

. . . and woMEN! are biaatches.

 

[Picard]

 

[RazedInBlack]

Looks like its from the 50s or 60s. They were taught well. No internet, no gaming, nothing better to do.