Men are bastards!

[Deenem]

So, I was riding to work this morning, going round a traffic circle and this woman comes from the opposite direction in car (i'm on a bike). She's probably doing 80 in a 60, talking on the phone and she basically just ramps over the traffic circle, not even slowing down almost takeing me out in the process.

Of course, I have to turn around and go after her and at the next robot I pull up next to her window and start explaing to her (in my best French ) exactly what I think about her particular style of driving.

Then, the window comes down, and she is bawling her eyes out, the waterworks are just flowing everywhere.

"My boyfriend just broke up with me.", she splutters out between bouts of crying and mopping her face off with a tissue.

Oh my word, I felt so bad for her. Shame, the poor little girl, I didn't know what to say.

"Calm down, you don't want to have an accident.", what else can you say?

So girly, wherever you are, trust me on this one:
Men are bastards! He doesn't deserve you. Dump him and move on to someone better.

Hmmm, actually she wasn't that bad looking, should have asked for her number

 

[Pitbull]

Didn't you take her number ?


FAIL !

 

[The_Unbeliever]

FAIL on not taking her number

 

[medicnick83]

OMG! YOU FEEL FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dolby]

I think it would be too soon, surely?

I mean that's minutes later ...

 

[Kitten]

Nah thats nonsense, take a break up like a man (I know, rich coming from me) ... The last time I told someone off for their "style" of driving, they followed me for miles until I decided to go to the police station .. if you frequent that circle, you might see her again!

 

[gregmcc]

There's always 2 sides to the story. She might be a psycho!

 

[Dolby]

Or she cheated and was caught out ...

 

[hoegh]

OMG! YOU FEEL FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

im I the only one that thinks this is a FAIL on the spelling side

 

[Kloofvreter]

Or she cheated and was caught out ...

Yep.

 

[Kloofvreter]

So girly, wherever you are, trust me on this one:
Men are bastards! He doesn't deserve you. Dump him and move on to someone better.

How did you come to this conclusion? (unless it's a joke )

 

[Deenem]

There's always 2 sides to the story. She might be a psycho!

Based on the way she was driving.... maybe just a touch psycho.....

 

[Deenem]

How did you come to this conclusion? (unless it's a joke )

If you'd seen her puffed up little eyes, you would have felt the same....

 

[Voicysaurous]

Dude.

Men are bastages, no objection. But chicks are carguards.

 

[Pyro]

I won't judge the men based on this, but WTF is up with driving if you're in such a sad state then?

Did he break up with her, in traffic?

 

[koeks]

the roads are dangerous for cycling. I've been cycling for about a month and a half. but yea you should have taken her number... FAIL!!!!

 

[Veroland]

So, the fact that her boyfriend broke up with her gives her the right to almost take you out?

 

[daveza]

" I feel so bad for upsetting you even more. Let me buy you a cup of coffee - you can cry on my shoulder before you get back in the traffic again.

And yes, men can be such pigs"

 

[Devill]

Nah thats nonsense, take a break up like a man (I know, rich coming from me) ... The last time I told someone off for their "style" of driving, they followed me for miles until I decided to go to the police station .. if you frequent that circle, you might see her again!

That is bordering on stalking

Based on the way she was driving.... maybe just a touch psycho.....

Psychos are fun Dont knock it before you have tried it

 

[daveza]

That is bordering on stalking

No no - it's showing concern. Catch up at the next robot and ask if she's having a better day.

“Even when opportunity knocks a man still has to get up off his seat and open the door”