Messed up situation...

Dude moved into Gold Reef City, riding the same rides always. Whilst the park was open for business. Then he went to disney world once and Gold Reef City closed their doors.
lol...
Nope Gold Reef City did not close their doors... Actually just polished the rides and and greased the bearings... Rides are now actually better than ever... Disney World was fun while it lasted, but the additional effort and the trip there is just not worth it... Doesn't mean that I might not visit Ratanga Junction soon though...
 
lol...
Nope Gold Reef City did not close their doors... Actually just polished the rides and and greased the bearings... Rides are now actually better than ever... Disney World was fun while it lasted, but the additional effort and the trip there is just not worth it... Doesn't mean that I might not visit Ratanga Junction soon though...
dude, Ratanga packed all their kak and left lol, there is just some bushes there now lol
 
lol...
Nope Gold Reef City did not close their doors... Actually just polished the rides and and greased the bearings... Rides are now actually better than ever... Disney World was fun while it lasted, but the additional effort and the trip there is just not worth it... Doesn't mean that I might not visit Ratanga Junction soon though...
Dude I think you and your wife have a good thing going. Might have stumbled a bit on the communication side there or something but you found your feet. You also took the trolls and nutters in stride in this thread which is admirable. It makes sense that you would have that level of chill and also deal with your sexual relationships in a sane way.

I like folks like that. Polar opposite of many forumites who couldn't even handle their own thoughts about your marriage. Frikken hilarious!
 
Dude I think you and your wife have a good thing going. Might have stumbled a bit on the communication side there or something but you found your feet. You also took the trolls and nutters in stride in this thread which is admirable. It makes sense that you would have that level of chill and also deal with your sexual relationships in a sane way.

I like folks like that. Polar opposite of many forumites who couldn't even handle their own thoughts about your marriage. Frikken hilarious!

Whatever dude. My wife wears a chastity belt, and only I and her male best friend have a key for it. He needed a copy as she frequently needs to use the toilet at his place.
 
Update: I am done, I have now made peace with the fact that that ship has sailed and that it would be best for me to just go back to a time and place where I was happy with what I had and not pursue anything else with another woman.

Great! Now can you stop going around blikseming comedians?
 
lol...
Nope Gold Reef City did not close their doors... Actually just polished the rides and and greased the bearings... Rides are now actually better than ever... Disney World was fun while it lasted, but the additional effort and the trip there is just not worth it... Doesn't mean that I might not visit Ratanga Junction soon though...
Ratanga is closed. Unlike your wife’s legs
 
Ratanga is closed. Unlike your wife’s legs
Anyone ride the Cobra there? Yirre I did one Saturday afternoon. Had a chick with me that wasn't fazed by all the speed and g forces and stuff. I think we went for like 14 rides and I didn't wanna stop the adrenaline rush. Awesome afternoon that I will never forget. Ran out of money so rather headed home to her place.

And had a nice rollercoaster private pussy ride with her. Epic days. So much energy.
 
I am not sure what the OP's objective was, but
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