Misheard lyrics?

[SlinkyMike]

I have a very Jewish aunt who insists that the lyrics go: "Israeli men - Hallelujah!"

 

[philthom]

Sia - Chandelier

Correct: I'm gonna swing from the chandelier

Misheard: I wanna break free from this misery

Correct: I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist

Misheard: I'm gonna live like the bible doesn't exist

 

[Dan C]

"Last night a DJ saved my life"

Correct : Last night a DJ saved my life from a broken heart

What I hear : Last night a DJ saved my life from a road block

 

[Ninja'd]

I have a very Jewish aunt who insists that the lyrics go: "Israeli men - Hallelujah!"

No wonder the pride events over there are so awesome.

 

[Ockie]

I used to think it is "Only Polony" in that Roy Orbison song when I was a kid.

 

[Pitbull]

I used to think it is "Only Polony" in that Roy Orbison song when I was a kid.

LOL, now that's a good one

 

[Ockie]

Beatenberg - Chelsea Blakemore

This is an abortion in a bottle



but should be:
This is An emotion In a bottle

 

[Baxteen]

Gwen Stefani.
I aint no harlem black girl.

yeah, I honestly believed that was the lyrics. until I saw it was a misheard one on a YouTube video of misheard lyrics.

there is also the classic excuse me while I kiss this guy. from Jimmy Hendrix.
and eat a bean off a tamboreen from abba...

 

[Compton_effect]

ACDC - Dirty deeds, done with sheep.

 

[SlinkyMike]

FYI: mondegreen

 

[JJCT]

First thought TLCs " Don't Go Chasing Waterfalls" was " Don't Go Jason Waterfalls" I remember thinking who the hell is Jason Waterfalls.

 

[skimread]

When I first heard wrecking ball, I heard "you ra-a-aped me"

I was pleasantly surprised to find out that was not actually the words

I also heard the same. But was rather disappointing it wasnt the lyrics. Thought it was a song about her exposing an ex boyfriend who raped her when she was vulnerable. Found out she just wanted attention

 

[droidx]

Malaika - Destiny:
Misheard: Llewellyn, Llewellyn and me
Correct: You were and you are and will be

Bee Gees - Too much heaven
Don't think this was misheard, but heard someone song the bit right at the beginning of the song as: Hmmmm, I'm a ni**er
Correct: Oh, you and me girl

 

[Ninja'd]

Bee Gees

Got the Very Best Of album on my phone. 2nd half of it is all misheard lyrics.

 

[FiestaST]

I’m a Journey man so this is not me but other folks eh.

 

[ShloshMalosh]

who knows that song...

"het jy geweet daars 'n apie in 'n bowtie"

 

[ShloshMalosh]

who knows that song...

"het jy geweet daars 'n apie in 'n bowtie"

Correct: Raise your hands if you havin a good time

Incorrect: Het jy geweet daars 'n apie in 'n bowtie

 

[backstreetboy]

Thought it was about wet ass .... but it's actually about female empowerment.

 

[UB40]

Boney M - Brown girl in the ring. LOL. Oh wait, they really do sing that

 

[saor]