Misheard lyrics?

[bokdrol]

Most people have.
E.g. the Michael Jackson song "Don't stop til you get enough".... there is a phrase I thought was "give up on the post-op"
Or the Beyonce song "I'm a cigarette"
My OH always thought the Judas Priest song "Breaking the Law" was a satanic song "Breaking the lord"
There are loads of funny ones on the web
http://www.amiright.com/misheard/

http://www.heart.co.uk/photos/funniest-misheard-song-lyrics-ever/
Do you have any?

 

[Archer]

Wrong - "I took her out, it was a Friday night, I walked alone to get the feeling right"
Right - "...I wore cologne..."

 

[TEXTILE GUY]

When I was a laaitjie, Clout had a song - Substitute ...

The lyrics went - I'll be your substitute - whenever you need me -
The song sounded like - I'll be your prostitute - whenever you need me -

 

[Ho3n3r]

On the song Big Yellow Taxi, I always thought one of the lines was "Put up a ****ing light".

 

[Gnarls]

We built this city. We built this city on sausage rolls!

 

[Garson007]

When I was a small kid I used to think that Bonnie Tyler was singing "Hoe laat is dit?" in the song Lost in France.

 

[gregmcc]

Mark Ronson – Uptown Funk

Original: Fill my cup put some liquor in it

I thought the first time I heard it, it was:

Fill my cup put some nig*er in it

 

[Dan C]

Macy Gray - I try :

The Misheard Lyrics:

I blow bubbles when you are not here

The Real Lyrics:

My world crumbles when you are not near

That one got me for a long time.

 

[pulling wire]

You talking about Mondegreen.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mondegreen

 

[gseptember]

Ex girlfriend used to the the Kenny Rogers/Dolly Parton song "Islands in the stream" was "Ireland's Industry"

 

[skimread]

Radiohead - "The drugs don't work" I always hear as "The trucks don't work"

[video=youtube;ToQ0n3itoII]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ0n3itoII[/video]

 

[ponder]

[video=youtube;BQ4c54rCJ_k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4c54rCJ_k[/video]

 

[Dan C]

Alicia Keys - New York

Even if it ain't all it seems, I got a pocket full of dreams
Baby, I'm from New York
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of

I always hear where wet dreams are made of

 

[saor]

Worth posting again :

[video=youtube;t_mgSZSiVeU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_mgSZSiVeU[/video]

 

[Ninja'd]

Taylor Swift - Blank Space

Got a long list of ex-lovers

I keep hearing Starbucks lovers.

 

[PhreeMe]

When I was told the right words, not sure how I ever got it wrong but:
Linkin Park - Crawling

Wrong: The music world is real
Right: Confusing what is real

 

[Akasha]

Savage Garden - The animal song

Right - Careless and free like animals
Wrong - Careless and free like Hannibal

 

[Akasha]

System of a down - violent pornography

Right - It's a violent pornography!
Choking chicks and SODOMY!

Wrong - It's a violent pornography!
Choking chicks inside of me!

 

[SauRoNZA]

Radiohead - "The drugs don't work" I always hear as "The trucks don't work"

[video=youtube;ToQ0n3itoII]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ0n3itoII[/video]

Posts "Radiohead" as the artist...even when the video in own posts corrects it.

Eish.

 

[badtrev]

When they were kids, my wife's cousin used to sing "Last night I dreamt of some bread rolls." instead of "Last night I dreamt of San Pedro." - La Isla Bonita by Madonna.