More ethnic blacks, White told

Remember this chap ( my hero! ):

Slowest Olympic Heat Winner
He had only learnt to swim nine months earlier, had never raced over 100 meters, and had never even set eyes on a full-size swimming pool! But Eric Moussambani took to Olympic swimming like a fish to, um, dry land! Having trained in the rivers of Equatorial Guinea, the sight of Sydney's International Aquatic Center must have been a daunting sight. Maybe Eric's big race nerves were calmed by the absence of any competitors, his two fellow qualifiers having been dismissed for false starts. Either way, he emerged a hero one minute 52.72 seconds later (around half as fast as the top swimmers), as the slowest Olympic heat winner ever!
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http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/content_pages/record.asp?recordid=56613
 
The City of Johannesburg opened the Jabavu Sports Complex in White City only last year and already training is under way to produce top-class swimmers. Coach: "Thees one, she is da watha" Students: "haui! eish! Call mamma to kum doo thee washing"
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I hope they have padda-medics standing by in the Oympics for our swimmers (or drowners as they will be know) :D
 
neio said:
I hope they have padda-medics standing by in the Oympics for our swimmers (or drowners as they will be know) :D
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Sies neio,dis nie mooi nie,Here shame,wil ok maar net probeer.:D :D
 
ajak said:
"We have two objectives with the Jabavu Sports Complex: to teach local kids water skills and to produce five black swimmers from Soweto who will represent South Africa in Beijing [the next Olympic Games venue] in 2008," says Mdlalose.
http://www.joburg.org.za/2005/jan/jan14_swim.stm
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All thats gonna happen is they're gonna kick white people off the team and replace them with the 5 new soweto guys. Its wont matter how good they are, does it ever?
 
Interesting. I though racism was dead. Judging by some these posts - nope. It sho ain't. Them blacks better get back in their places. Yessirree. Don't want no savages being educated and all - and taking the white mans place. No sirree. Ye ha! Now best back to the ranch so them coloured folk can milk my cows.

Boy! What you looking at! Clean my shoes! I got a KKK meeting I gots to go to now.
 
infectious agent said:
Interesting. I though racism was dead. Judging by some these posts - nope. It sho ain't. Them blacks better get back in their places. Yessirree. Don't want no savages being educated and all - and taking the white mans place. No sirree. Ye ha! Now best back to the ranch so them coloured folk can milk my cows.

Boy! What you looking at! Clean my shoes! I got a KKK meeting I gots to go to now.
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Whats wrong wit you,its only light banter.If you cant see the funny side,take a hike:)
 
@infectious agent

That kind of attitude is not tolerated in these forums.

Don't you know, milking cows is for the "soweto guys". Coloureds get to walk on the pavements. ;)
 
Yes, making fun of the way people talk is most def racist. :rolleyes:
And making fun of people cause they cant swim is also racist by the way.:rolleyes:
PS, recognising a certain race group by the colour of their skin is also racist. :rolleyes:

Ja boet, ek kyk ook maar net en skud my kop.
 
chiskop said:
@infectious agent

That kind of attitude is not tolerated in these forums.

Don't you know, milking cows is for the "soweto guys". Coloureds get to walk on the pavements. ;)
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And infectious agent,if you try and milk me....i will give such a KLAP:)
 
ajak said:
Whats wrong wit you,its only light banter.If you cant see the funny side,take a hike:)
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Yessir master. Johnboy gonna do that now.

So it's ok to make fun of them savage folk then but not of the former master? Hmmm...

Yes boss.
 
infectious agent said:
Yessir master. Johnboy gonna do that now.

So it's ok to make fun of them savage folk then but not of the former master? Hmmm...

Yes boss.
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Go ahead, Eddie Murphy already did that with his Delirious skits, if you've seen it and you laughed at his impressions of white people does that make you a black racist?
Dont think so, I found it funny as well.
 
Two Boeremag members, Hendrik and Marthinus got a pilot to fly them into the far north for kudu hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot came back as arranged to pick them up.

They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six kudu. But the pilot objected he said, "The plane can take out only four of your kudu. You will have to leave two behind."

One of the hunters pushed forward, "Hey, last year our pilot did like to let us take out six kudu. It can like to be the same model plane, same werrer conditions, and everythink. Wat gat aan? We can like to want you to allow us to fly out just like we can did last year.

Reluctantly the pilot finally permitted them to put all six kudu aboard and the men all climbed in with their gear. But when they attempted to take off and fly out of the valley, the little plane could not make it. They crashed in the veld.

Climbing out of the wreckage, Hendrik said to Marthinus, "Do you know where we are?"

"I think so," replied Marthinus. "this can like to be where we crashed last year !"
 
infectious agent said:
Ja, God het my al lankal geseen met Sy Seun and Sy Woord.
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BOET JY IS WRAGTIG DOF...........SMILE,dont be so seraaaais,lunch time when you go out, a car is going to run you over:) :)
 
Two Blue Bull supporters went hunting and were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another WP hunter approached pulling his along too.

"Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something ... but I can tell you that it's much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won't dig into the ground."

After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it.

A little while later one hunter said to the other, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!"

"Yeah, but we're getting farther from the truck," the other added.
 
ajak said:
BOET JY IS WRAGTIG DOF...........SMILE,dont be so seraaaais,lunch time when you go out, a car is going to run you over:) :)
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What? A car run me over? Nooit. Ek hijack hom one time! :)
 
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