Mortymoose
Honorary Master
So after suffering in silence for two entire years, I let it out!
Last night whilst lying in bed next to HO, I brought it up.....
"I don't like this Duvet set with buttons sewed onto it!"
" What sadistic preeek thought up this stupid idea?", I blurt out to the HO by my side.....
Realising I should have just kept quiet!
..... but Alas! twas too late......
In the ensuing argument, I tried to explain to the good lady that I was tired of waking up in the wee hours of the night with either a big brown button stuck up my oversized nostril or to find that one of my feet had managed to get itself trapped with a big brown button stuck between my big toe and it's sidekick....
After a heavy night of drinking, I have often been sobered up immediately on looking at my face in the mirror, startled into thinking that I have caught some exotic disease which inflicts big round red circle all over my face...
HO was not amused, seeing as she had just bought an entire new set two weeks ago on our recent trip down to the Cape.
Anyone else think that buttons on bedding are a bad idea then?
Last night whilst lying in bed next to HO, I brought it up.....
"I don't like this Duvet set with buttons sewed onto it!"
" What sadistic preeek thought up this stupid idea?", I blurt out to the HO by my side.....
Realising I should have just kept quiet!
..... but Alas! twas too late......
In the ensuing argument, I tried to explain to the good lady that I was tired of waking up in the wee hours of the night with either a big brown button stuck up my oversized nostril or to find that one of my feet had managed to get itself trapped with a big brown button stuck between my big toe and it's sidekick....
After a heavy night of drinking, I have often been sobered up immediately on looking at my face in the mirror, startled into thinking that I have caught some exotic disease which inflicts big round red circle all over my face...
HO was not amused, seeing as she had just bought an entire new set two weeks ago on our recent trip down to the Cape.
Anyone else think that buttons on bedding are a bad idea then?
