Most Hillarious quotes...

"I am going to call my kids Ctrl, Alt and Delete. Then if they muck up I will just hit them all at once."
 
Burnblaze said:
What are the most stupid, or funny quote/saying you've ever heard?
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This must be on the short list.
"We are pleased to announce that by the end of December, we had created more than 480 000 public works job opportunities, which is 97% of the target we had set."
President Zuma - 2010-02-11
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“You Can’t Believe Most of the Quotes You Read On the Internet” -Abraham Lincoln
 
"My Mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B*itch" - Jack Nicholson
 
The earth's crust is millions of kilometers thick
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-rza

If humans were ever apes, then somebody should have written about it. If humans existed 7000 years ago like TOE says, then we should a historical account of those men.
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-rza
 
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BrendanMc said:
Lord Voldemort again? He's been busy...
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My apologies... I refrained from crediting the WA-whooo as this may have resulted in further focused MyBB ridicule... Lord Voldermort then it can remain.
 
Can't remember exactly but CJ Langenhoeven in parliament apparently shouted out that half of the house were idiots.

The speaker told him to withdraw the comment and apologise, so he said 'Sorry, half of the house are not idiots.'

: D

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There is no good and evil. There is only power, and those too weak to seek it.

-you know who
 
Spizz said:
Can't remember exactly but CJ Langenhoeven in parliament apparently shouted out that half of the house were baboons.

The speaker told him to withdraw the comment and apologise, so he said 'Sorry, half of the house are not baboons.'

: D

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/fixed :)
 
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