Most Hillarious quotes...

[MickeyD]

Freddy Trueman to a youngster who let a ball go through his legs...

"You should have done what your mother should have done - close her legs"

 

[kilobits]

There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

- You can guess who

 

[Spizz]

"Tell him he's Pele and get him back on." John Lambie, the Partick Thistle manager, on being told by the team doctor that his concussed striker did not know who he was.

 

[RanzB]

I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush


Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a--it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation. - Dan Quayle


Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey

 

[WilD_CaT]

Freddy Trueman to a youngster who let a ball go through his legs...

"You should have done what your mother should have done - close her legs"

He's fat, he's round, he bounces on the ground, Shane Warne, Shane Warne.
Barmy Army

Mate, if you turn the bat over, you'll see the instructions on the back!
Merv Hughes to Robin Smith

Ian Healy Vs a Short chubby batsman:
In one of the tour matches in South Africa, Australia played Hansie Cronje's province. Cronje was at the non strikers end, there was a short chubby batsman on strike.
Ian Healy yelled to Warne, " Bowl a Mars Bar half way down...We'll get him stumped"
The Aussies and Cronje were all in hysterics, all this was before a classic reply from the batsman.
The exact words: "Nah, Boonie (David Boon) fielding at short leg will be onto it before I can move."


Sledging has always been a part of cricket.Even the great WG Grace did it. Once in an exhibition match given out leg-before, he refused to walk and told the umpire: " They came to watch me bat, not you bowl". And the innings continued.

 

[philthom]

As ek 'n bergie was en jy my straat, dan sal ek op jou lê en jou nooit verlaat.

 

[tsume]

Heard this yesterday.

Most people started from zero, we started from negative zero - Kenny Kunene

[video=youtube;FXNuvSmgSX4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXNuvSmgSX4[/video]

 

[satanboy]

On the question of "do you hate white people?"

JM: "No, I love them...too much"

This

 

[Burnblaze]

Can't remember exactly but CJ Langenhoeven in parliament apparently shouted out that half of the house were idiots.

The speaker told him to withdraw the comment and apologise, so he said 'Sorry, half of the house are not idiots.'



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LOL!!!!!! Awesomely said

 

[Burnblaze]

"I like your approach… let’s see your departure."

 

[ponder]

Mate, if you turn the bat over, you'll see the instructions on the back!
Merv Hughes to Robin Smith

Gotto love old Merv

 

[Picard]

Wasn't it also Merv Hughes that said this about the verbal abuse that bowlers does upon the batsmen ... "It's my right".

 

[Grep]

Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/carey.asp False