Movie Mini-Review Thread

[RazedInBlack]

Lost footage round-up!

Paranormal Incident (don't laugh! theres seriously a movie called Paranormal Incident) 1/10. Need I say more?

Skew 5/10 - Still undecided so I'm 50/50 on this one.

Chronicle 8/10 - Not bad. Loved it actually. Alot different from the usual lost footage type movies out there.

Chernobyl Diaries - Haven't seen yet.

 

[akescpt]

the dictator 3/10

funny in places but mostly Bleh!!

 

[ShaunSA]

Wrath of the Titans 3/10.

 

[mouks]

The Dark Knight --- 9/10
The Dictator ----- 2/10 Bruno and Burat was funny, the dictator not.
Project X ---- This movie isn't good nor bad but Def. a Must see!
Inception --- 9/10 (for the 3rd time). I rarely re watch movies but Inception is better the second and third time around.
Think like a Man --- 6/10 Predictable but still worth the watch
Memento (2000) ---- 7/10 a bit confusing in the beginning. But good unexpected ending

 

[Barilak]

Inception --- 9/10 (for the 3rd time). I rarely re watch movies but Inception is better the second and third time around.

I'm learning to play Time (from the Inception soundtrack) on piano, and just hearing/playing the song makes me want want to watch the movie again! I've watched it about four times now.

 

[creeper]

Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter - 7.5/10

Really great action scenes (lots of "mother of god" moments), and the vampires weren't gay like the ones in Twilight.

My take:

Abe: Vamipre Hunter 7/10

Review: No glittering vampires. Vampires are bad. Great action. Don't screw with a president with an axe looking for veagence.

 

[satanboy]

Battleship 4/10

No substance, I was wishing the aliens would kill the lead characters halfway through.

 

[mouks]

I'm learning to play Time (from the Inception soundtrack) on piano, and just hearing/playing the song makes me want want to watch the movie again! I've watched it about four times now.

+1

 

[mouks]

Battleship 4/10

No substance, I was wishing the aliens would kill the lead characters halfway through.

+1 SPOILER ALERT

The vision the one alien gave that guy what was that all about? Why did the only destroy building/structures/roads...

 

[Hamster]

Battleship 4/10

No substance, I was wishing the aliens would kill the lead characters halfway through.

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!




Except for Rihanna. I was hoping her character would drown at the start somewhere ...

Why did the only destroy building/structures/roads...

Because if they killed the humans they would 1.) have no slaves for their new evil empire and 2.) the movie would only be 5 min long

 

[RazedInBlack]

Except for Rihanna. I was hoping her character would drown at the start somewhere ...

 

[Hamster]

The Expendables 2: 6.5/10

No real story but EPIC shootout scenes and the humour at the end provided by these "old men" makes for a very fun and enjoyable experience.

 

[AthenianOwl]

American Reunion - 8/10
Cabin In The Woods - 2/10 (Way too overrated!)

 

[Nicci]

Cabin in the woods I would give it 4 or 5 out of 10. American Reunion 0/10 bad acting and not funny, same ol same ol.

 

[Madhawk]

Cabin in the Woods 4/10 - No idea what I was watching

The Hunger Games 6/10 - Don't know why this movie made more money on opening weekend than The Dark Knight Rises.

 

[Jabberwocky]

I would give cabin in the woods - 9/10, can`t say why without spoiling it.

 

[venom]

I would give cabin in the woods - 9/10, can`t say why without spoiling it.

This. If you are able to appreciate it beyond the superficial, then it really is a good film. Casual horror viewers simply looking for some cheap thrills will be underwhelmed. 8/10

 

[Hamster]

Setup: 4/10 ...started of good but then the story went nowhere and 50cent can't act

Assassination Games: 6/10. Very good and deep (for a Van Damme movie) film. Sometimes B movies are way more fu to watch.

 

[mouks]

Cabin in the Woods 4/10 - No idea what I was watching

The Hunger Games 6/10 - Don't know why this movie made more money on opening weekend than The Dark Knight Rises.

+1

Horror movies on IMDB usually gets an 3 0r 4 out of 10. When I saw Cabin in the Woods' rating 7.8-8 /10 I thought it must be good then. I was sadly mistaken. Doesn't feel like a Horror Movie more like MTV Reality Crap

Hunger Games was long and boring maybe Part 2 will be better..

 

[RazedInBlack]

The Hunger Games 2/10 - What a kuk movie. WTF was all the hype about?