My back hurts

[Humberto]

I woke up this morning and my back hurts.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

One of the drawbacks of trying to chew your own toenails.

 

[TehStranger]

I woke up this morning and my back hurts.

I woke up this morning and cracked a fart potent enough to peel paint from a wall.

Mine was due to a seriously rare steak (usually have it medium rare, but the cook was obviously more interested in his nails). Yours is probably due to sleeping with the burden of being unfunny on the internet. It's ok bro, we all know that feels.*

*J/K we're all funny on the internet, it's just you.

 

[Fulcrum29]

I woke up this morning and my back hurts.

You know it is past 12:00 already, did you sleep late as it sounds like your problem?

 

[APoc184]

Is this Twitter now?

 

[Beachless]

Congrats now you can go fight a chiropractor.

 

[Sonic2k]

I woke up this morning and my back hurts.

Karma is a bitch hey

 

[STS]

You little pussy, i've had back pain for a week. If you have back pain for one measly day and can't survive, you're doing your species no favours and should off yourself now before you're allowed to breed. if you're fragile enough to be killed being pushed down a single stair step then it's time to rethink what you're doing with your life really quickly as you probably don't have a lot of time left.

just kidding, get better soon =)

 

[Compton_effect]

^^
And here we have a perfect microcosm of the internet troll.

Do you sit the whole day? Get up and take a walk every few hours you lazy git.
Can you bend forward and touch your toes?
If no - can you see your toes?
If no - go to a physio and get checked out you fat bastard. And start exercising, even a little bit will help.
If yes - still go to the physio, you probably pulled a muscle, pinched a nerve, or suffered a slipped disk.

Seriously - I pulled a muscle a few weeks ago and needed 5 sessions to sort it out (involving dry needling), and got a serious lecture from the physio about not exercising enough.

 

[MartyMarts]

Ah, Humby. Still trying. Still failing.

 

[Aghori]

Sometimes I think Cumberto is an Eks clone.

 

[Slaught3r]

You little pussy, i've had back pain for a week. If you have back pain for one measly day and can't survive, you're doing your species no favours and should off yourself now before you're allowed to breed. if you're fragile enough to be killed being pushed down a single stair step then it's time to rethink what you're doing with your life really quickly as you probably don't have a lot of time left.

just kidding, get better soon =)

Pot kettle?

I BROKE my back last year in a car accident so have been walking around with back pain for 367 days. Being in constant pain has also turned me into a petty person calling other people pots and kettles.

 

[STS]

you guys didn't see my invisible text

 

[saor]

 

[Slaught3r]

Well played sir.

 

[I.am.Sam]

Is this Twitter now?

i dont see hashtags

 

[hellfire]

I woke up this morning and my back hurts.

Upper or lower?

 

[Beachless]

I miss the days when there was a complicated over exaggerated story attached to your moanfest.

More funny less self pity and moaning please.

 

[STS]

Pot kettle?

I BROKE my back last year in a car accident so have been walking around with back pain for 367 days. Being in constant pain has also turned me into a petty person calling other people pots and kettles.

i've had my back pain for a week and it's still ongoing, so i suspect i'm going to be as grouchy as you soon with how unbearable it is

 

[Aghori]

i've had my back pain for a week and it's still ongoing, so i suspect i'm going to be as grouchy as you soon with how unbearable it is

Lol dude you need to stop bending over for prolonged periods of time.