My gf is weird?

[porn$tar]

wanna try some cunnilingis ...

I hope you know that it's not a kind of cheese...

 

[Kyubi_ZA]

Is she an illegal immigrant?

 

[killadoob]

No dude it was in a movie, some movie about sex and the 5th way.

Cannot bloody remember though.

 

[Dixie]

Oi

I'm getting there...

/refers Dixie to urbandictionary.com

oh

 

[Dixie]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=3rd base
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=4th+base
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=5th+base

 

[ToxicBunny]

You want to try what?!!?!?!??!

Dude... this is not the 1600's anymore.....

Anyway, does she shave?

 

[Tamerlane]

You want to try what?!!?!?!??!

Dude... this is not the 1600's anymore.....

Anyway, does she shave?

Ye she does shes knda nuts about hygiene ... she creams it too...

 

[Oculate]

This thread is useless without pics

 

[ToxicBunny]

it?

Ok, you haven't even hit puberty yet....

Go away and come back when you have a clue.... she'll ditch you for someone who actually has a clue very shortly.

 

[zoopy3]

Is she an illegal immigrant?

bwahahahaha.... probably jumped the fence and knocked her head on the ground

 

[Dixie]

Ye she does shes knda nuts about hygiene ... she creams it too...

That does not look right...

 

[Oculate]

What Dixie said

 

[porn$tar]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=3rd base
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=4th+base
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=5th+base

Eggzachery what I meant. Ta Dixxxie.

 

[Dixie]

Eggzachery what I meant. Ta Dixxxie.

...and there I thought 3rd base meant, to score

 

[Tamerlane]

Toxic bunny seems sexually frustrated haha ass,

 

[porn$tar]

Toxic bunny seems sexually frustrated haha ass,

You too could know what that feels like, when you eventually get some.

 

[RustyPrincess]

That does not look right...

+1 :erm:

 

[killadoob]

Ye she does shes knda nuts about hygiene ... she creams it too...

I think it is about time you creamed it dude, seriously all this thinking about screwing her is pretty silly.

Stop thinking and do.

 

[Mila]

I think it is about time you creamed it dude, seriously all this thinking about screwing her is pretty silly.

Stop thinking and do.

Maybe he is ghei.

 

[Ice2Cool]

shag it dont slag it