My new Pet...

[Arbiter]

You bought...an ostrich. Odds that it dies in your care are very good. Ostriches are very hard to care for even for experienced handlers.

Instead of spending the money "on random stuff", and of course this is none of my business, might you put it somewhere where it can turn into more money? Give it to the homeless.

Now that's AA/BEE working for you there

 

[ponder]

You bought...an ostrich. Odds that it dies in your care are very good. Ostriches are very hard to care for even for experienced handlers.

Please elaborate.

 

[krycor]

Ostrich!! uhm.. now that's really random. lmao. uhm.. lol. Are you serious? I mean an ostrich as a pet lol.

How long do they live for btw? hope that factored into the decision to buy it.

 

[ponder]

How long do they live for btw? hope that factored into the decision to buy it.

30-70yrs with the average around 50yrs so it will probably outlive him

Oh well, imagine the nice drumsticks & buffalo wings you could have if you got bored with it.

 

[krycor]

holy crap! 50yrs! sheeeez thats either really good(never have a pet dying) or really really really bad

 

[Voicy]

No man... I dont even know the sex of of it yet... but its leaning towards male!

Im keeping an eye out for some personality traits that come about, then ill name it!

Call him "Steve".

 

[DJ...]

Call him Thabo - that way you have an interesting story about them both placing their heads in the sand...

 

[porn$tar]

Call him Julius, the ostrich also has a brain smaller than it's eye.

 

[foozball3000]

Call him "Steve".

Or The Stig