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lol, that's pretty much all it's good for, the actual story is as boring as it gets (filled with humour though), and watching a tiny robot hump Megan Foxes leg is just ridiculous.
 
I watched Transformers 2 on Sunday. I think the movie was great and the CGI was awesome. One thing I didnt like though was the fight scenes between the robots happened very quickly and was sometimes hard to follow. Other than that, will definitely buy the DVD.

Plus Megan Fox is hot :D
 
Was going to watch Bruno but for told not to be my friends saying it was a full on gay porno
 
boramk said:
Was going to watch Bruno but for told not to be my friends saying it was a full on gay porno
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And if it was "full on lesbian porno" you would be there in a flash?

Your friend has obviously never seen "full on... " before. Try using some broadband to show him. Websites provided on request
 
Ok, he said:

The guy shoves a champagne bottle up the other guys arse. Then he picks up the guys and pours the champagne. Then the blow each other. Sasha actually does it WTF
 
Well Its all implied not seen at all. As they say "its all done with mirrors". One average size penis is seen in the whole movie and although it was brised, I doubt it was mr Cohen's.

BTW I am not recommending the movie at all its a weak sequel to BORAT. I would give it a miss. See my previous posts on it
 
chutzpah44 said:
Well Its all implied not seen at all. As they say "its all done with mirrors". One average size penis is seen in the whole movie and although it was brised, I doubt it was mr Cohen's.

BTW I am not recommending the movie at all its a weak sequel to BORAT. I would give it a miss. See my previous posts on it
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Hmmm, sounds like something to catch when you have nothing else to do. Not something to waste time and cash on seeing at the movies, then.
 
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. I paid R11 to see *SPOILER*the Earth being smitten by a solar flare*SPOILER*. Which lasted all of 3 minutes. Oh yeah - and the infamous *SPOILER*Tree of Knowlege from Genesis*SPOILER*.

Knowing was utter crud, but at R11 to see those two things, it was a laugh. Seriously - if you want to laugh at human tragedy, it's well worth it... otherwise give it a big berth...
 
Claymore said:
My wife saw it today (while I watched Ice Age 3), and she says: "If you like logic, plausibility and intelligent characterisation, you're out of luck. But if you like heavy-handed religious symbolism or a good music score, you should definitely see it."
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Completely wrong. The musical score was crap. The religious symbolism wasn't there either. It was straight up in yo' face - no symbolism at all. You'd need to be an illiterate jungle-boy from India to not get what "they" were trying to say... I mean seriously.

Nic Cage was still good. I mean it's his type of role, pity the movie sucked absolute balls though...
 
alf101 said:
Does it have some sort of plot then?
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PLOT ? :eek:

the last movie I watched with a "PLOT" was The Usual Suspect, that was many years ago. When I go to the cinema to watch a Michael Bay movie plot is not on my mind. Non stop action, cutting edge CGI, skantly dressed barely legal woman doing nothing else but being eye candy. That is worth the price of the entrance ticket. Btw it did cost o ly R10.50 at a Ster Kinekor Junction :p

so go and sit back switch of the cerebal cortex and induldge in the violence sounds super graphics and Seeing Megan Fox draped over a motor cycle looking good enough to eat :p
 
I watched Transformers 2 over the weekend. I still think the first one was better!

PS: Why don't cinemas have motion flow. Those action scenes where really good but I couldn't get a grip on them.
 
PythonFSi said:
Anybody gonna go watch G.I. Joe?
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Hell yeah. If you watched the cartoons as a kid, then you kinda have to. Else you really were a sad kid. ;)

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Sister went to watch Harry Potter last night. Says she laughed through the whole bloody movie, that's how badly it was made. Stop/start kind of movie. Basically a highlight reel of the book...
 
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Transformers - watched it last night. Battled the kiddies. It was AWESOME. Mindless, nonsensical awesomeness :)
 
smokey said:
Completely wrong. The musical score was crap. The religious symbolism wasn't there either. It was straight up in yo' face - no symbolism at all. You'd need to be an illiterate jungle-boy from India to not get what "they" were trying to say... I mean seriously.

Nic Cage was still good. I mean it's his type of role, pity the movie sucked absolute balls though...
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Hey, I just relayed what my wife said. She's a serious movie buff though, and talks with knowledge of movies I've never heard of. And she sure as hell knows her movie scores - she has well over a thousand, ranging from the classics, like Elmer Bernstein, to the well-knowns, like Jerry Goldsmith and John Williams, to the best of the best, like Basil Poledouris, up to the new more contemporary ones, like Marco Beltrami and Michael Giacchino. I'll take her opinion over that of someone who liked Transformers 2. :)
 
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