MyBB Manly Contest

I think manlyness should be measured as:

1. Do you own a Bike
2. Did you ever crash said bike or any other
3. Have you ever broken a bone
4. Have you ever broken a bone fighting
5. Do you own a Bakkie
6. Do you have plenty of scars which all has a tale to tell.
7. Do you drink Beer (Real beer)
8. Have you ever had more than one partner at any given time
9. Do you feel comfortable showering in an open shower (Like at a Gym)
10. Do you have kids
11. Do you have a beard (no matter how short.)
12. Are you a mechanic
13. Do you drink milk straight from the bottle in the fridge
14. Do you leave your clothes on the Bathroom floor
15. Do you drive with your one elbow out the car summer or winter

I'll try and think of more :D
 
well the only way to figure out is by cancellation.

you are not manly if you do any of the following:
shave your chest
play WoW adventures
drink out of "juice boxes"
cough loudly when a smoker walks past you
eat more salad then meat at a braai
 
BCO said:
I dunno dude, I used to think Leanne was damn hot. Then I heard an interview with her on the radio. She sounds so frikking dumb, I don't know if I could even tolerate her just for a shag.
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+1

Pitbull said:
I think manlyness should be measured as:

1. Do you own a Bike
2. Did you ever crash said bike or any other
3. Have you ever broken a bone
4. Have you ever broken a bone fighting
5. Do you own a Bakkie
6. Do you have plenty of scars which all has a tale to tell.
7. Do you drink Beer (Real beer)
8. Have you ever had more than one partner at any given time
9. Do you feel comfortable showering in an open shower (Like at a Gym)
10. Do you have kids
11. Do you have a beard (no matter how short.)
12. Are you a mechanic
13. Do you drink milk straight from the bottle in the fridge
14. Do you leave your clothes on the Bathroom floor
15. Do you drive with your one elbow out the car summer or winter

I'll try and think of more :D
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OMG I fail the man test

*cries*
 
I get 4/15 on pitbulls test....so i fail too haha!
 
Pitbull said:
I think manlyness should be measured as:

1. Do you own a Bike
2. Did you ever crash said bike or any other
3. Have you ever broken a bone
4. Have you ever broken a bone fighting
5. Do you own a Bakkie
6. Do you have plenty of scars which all has a tale to tell.
7. Do you drink Beer (Real beer)
8. Have you ever had more than one partner at any given time
9. Do you feel comfortable showering in an open shower (Like at a Gym)
10. Do you have kids
11. Do you have a beard (no matter how short.)
12. Are you a mechanic
13. Do you drink milk straight from the bottle in the fridge
14. Do you leave your clothes on the Bathroom floor
15. Do you drive with your one elbow out the car summer or winter

I'll try and think of more :D
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That's more of a married old ballie test than a manly test.
 
Pitbull said:
I think manlyness should be measured as:

1. Do you own a Bike
2. Did you ever crash said bike or any other
3. Have you ever broken a bone
4. Have you ever broken a bone fighting
5. Do you own a Bakkie
6. Do you have plenty of scars which all has a tale to tell.
7. Do you drink Beer (Real beer)
8. Have you ever had more than one partner at any given time
9. Do you feel comfortable showering in an open shower (Like at a Gym)
10. Do you have kids
11. Do you have a beard (no matter how short.)
12. Are you a mechanic
13. Do you drink milk straight from the bottle in the fridge
14. Do you leave your clothes on the Bathroom floor
15. Do you drive with your one elbow out the car summer or winter

I'll try and think of more :D
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More of a 'do you live on the east rand' test, that is :p
 
Pitbull said:
Zuma ?

:eek:
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His influence is "somewhat" like a mock p**** on a female hyena. a few months into his term, and everyone is striking against him. We shall see who holds more influence over who.. The people on him, or him on the people.. But yeah, you catch my drift about "influence" and people in power who hold the sway of reality that the rest of us adhere to.

Of course, my definition has a flaw.. A woman can be influencial too. That kinda kills my argument
 
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BCO said:
I always think of DJ as being Danny K. :o:eek::cool:
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I lol'd :D

Keeper said:
well the only way to figure out is by cancellation.

you are not manly if you do any of the following:
shave your chest
play WoW adventures
drink out of "juice boxes"
cough loudly when a smoker walks past you
eat more salad then meat at a braai
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1. But juice boxes are convenient :(

2. People do that:confused:
 
I more conventional definition of a man would be someone who "happens" to life. Not someone who life "happens" to. Someone who is never afraid to speak their mind. Someone with conviction. The camel ad guy was my template of what I wanted to be when I grew up. The indiana jones type. Having a smoke after conquering the amazon single handedly, you know what I'm talking about. Someone who can not only survive, but succeed, on their own.
 
Pitbull said:
I think manlyness should be measured as:

1. Do you own a Bike - Nope
2. Did you ever crash said bike or any other - Nope
3. Have you ever broken a bone - Nope
4. Have you ever broken a bone fighting - Nope
5. Do you own a Bakkie - Nope
6. Do you have plenty of scars which all has a tale to tell. - Nope
7. Do you drink Beer (Real beer) - Nope
8. Have you ever had more than one partner at any given time - :o
9. Do you feel comfortable showering in an open shower (Like at a Gym) - Nope!
10. Do you have kids - Hell No
11. Do you have a beard (no matter how short.) - Not Really
12. Are you a mechanic - Nope
13. Do you drink milk straight from the bottle in the fridge - :o
14. Do you leave your clothes on the Bathroom floor - :o
15. Do you drive with your one elbow out the car summer or winter - Nope

I'll try and think of more :D
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:confused::confused::confused:
 
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