Naked driver crashes into garage

[Sneeky]

and in other news

Durban - Mechanics at a Pinetown business narrowly escaped injuries on Monday when a naked driver hurtled into their premises and crashed into a high lift jack and another vehicle before coming to rest.

When they arrived at the premises, Netcare911 paramedics and their rescue unit were surprised to find that nobody had been injured.

Police attending the accident removed the naked driver from the scene.

http://www.news24.com/SouthAfrica/News/Naked-driver-crashes-into-garage-20141103

 

[Kornhub]

Late for work ?

 

[GreGorGy]

He'll get off with it if his lawyer knows how to cover it up.

 

[Ho3n3r]

Has it been confirmed that there was a crack in the windscreen afterwards?

 

[GreGorGy]

Has it been confirmed that there was a crack in the windscreen afterwards?

The media are hoping to expose this, yes.

 

[Sherbang]

He'll get off with it if his lawyer knows how to cover it up.

Aside from your silly puns, how do you know it was a 'he'?

 

[Sneeky]

Can't wait for the details surrounding this to be laid bare

 

[GreGorGy]

Aside from your silly puns, how do you know it was a 'he'?

Because a bunch of grease monkeys...

Mechanics at a Pinetown business

...called the cops to remove the driver...

Police attending the accident removed the naked driver

Before making silly puns, I did read the story to find the gender and failing such a discovery, I opted for male - 50/50 call - as the generic form of the pronoun, much like a ship is a she.

 

[AstroTurf]

Prolly had his lovers wife hot on his tail.

 

[Ho3n3r]

The media are hoping to expose this, yes.

I sure hope so. He'll become the butt of many jokes.

 

[zizo911]

eish! all these accidents lately.

 

[Randux]

Aside from your silly puns, how do you know it was a 'he'?

Because 1st For Women insurance

 

[Mk786]

lol Had to get away quickly!

 

[Keeper]

ITT: Redditors.

 

[Hemi300c]

Poor article that didn't even cover the bare necessities

 

[Madhawk]

We will soon find the naked truth, to this story...

 

[kianm]

He'll get off with it if his lawyer knows how to cover it up.

 

[silver6933]

He'll get off with it if his lawyer knows how to

Well lawyers will do anything for money.

And they do sell time, rather like working women.

 

[IzZzy]

Well lawyers will do anything for money.

And they do sell time, rather like working women.

With working women there is at least pleasure at the end, not pain

 

[GreGorGy]

With working women there is at least pleasure at the end, not pain

That costs extra.