Smooth Criminal
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Great, let's see if all you can do to someone is zap them when they screw up your car by driving like an arsehole.
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Great, let's see if all you can do to someone is zap them when they screw up your car by driving like an arsehole.
@rezabz & JK8: You are my favorite type of drivers, nothing gives me more of a thrill than to piss of a guy in a VW Polo, Golf, whatever that drives on my ass. I love driving more slowly and more slowly (just enough so I'm driving at the same speed as the lane next to us). Usually at that point they'll go into the furthest lane in some vain attempt to overtake everyone, only ending up further behind. Comical! People who drive like that are obviously not very intelligent, firstly because everyone has tried that behavior and realized it gets you nowhere and secondly because driving on someones ass is the most idiotic thing you can do. Once again for multiple reasons, if that person were to be involved in an accident it would be impossible for you to stop as the car is decelerating at a unusually rapid rate (also making swerving nearly impossible) and secondly because you are working so hard on staying on their asses that you constantly accelerate, brake, accelerate brake, it's not only annoying to everyone behind you and dangerous to you (kinda like the boy who cried wolf, people stop slowing down when they see your brake lights go on) but also a waste of fuel and frankly it must be tiring to drive in such a fashion.
Personally I just love pissing them of because of the look in their faces, flashing of the lights, trying to push me off the road (even though there are cars in front and around us, that IDIOT needs to get that 1 car ahead), etc. I can literally see the guy boil because his intimidation techniques aren't working.
*sigh* All I can say is: small penises. Why else would you be trying so hard?
Personally I just love pissing them of because of the look in their faces, flashing of the lights, trying to push me off the road (even though there are cars in front and around us, that IDIOT needs to get that 1 car ahead), etc. I can literally see the guy boil because his intimidation techniques aren't working.
*sigh* All I can say is: small penises. Why else would you be trying so hard?
Neh, when he screws up ur car u screw up his face
Actually i dnt waste my time sitting on the bumper of the idiot hogging the right lane. I just pass them on the left or xtreme left (yes i do so) its much more exciting than wasting my time behind u flashing at u n getting frustrated, especially uphill. And then i get back into the right lane (infront of u) n watch ur poep hol burn in my rear view mirror.
Btw, i dnt drive a VW.
As for ur penis comment: as difficult as it is to resist, im not going to respond.
That tactic has never succeeded, every time I observed it, sometimes because I move closer to the car in front and then they are stuck behind a truck or something. If they did make it, it would be of no consequence to myself, it is not me after all that had to do such a overly large amount of effort to pass 1 car. Frankly I've watched guys who do that (swerve) and usually 50km later I can still see them because of traffic, hence my reasoning that it displays a lack of intelligence.
I'm not sure what you mean by uphills, my car isn't actually slow, your type of driver doesn't overtake because I'm driving too slow or because there are open spaces, they overtake for the sake of overtaking (which is why I commented on the penis problem, I can't explain it otherwise). Like the picture above. Personally I like the fact that he drives a standard BMW N/A 2L, LOL, you aren't one of those guys are you? 320 BMW on a uphill? LOL. That would make my day.
I don't "hog" the right lane, I only drive in the right lane if there is reason to drive there (IE. overtaking or there is traffic, hence nowhere to go, again like the picture above).
I succeed 99.9% of the time. 'overly large amount of effort' what do u drive, a wheelbarrow? How do u overtake 4 the sake of it? If im going slower than u im not going to bother overtaking u, i couldnt even if i wantd to. And if im going faster than u then im going to want to overtake u 4 obvious reasons. Uphill=incline. And u wanna question other's intelligence. Haha!
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The thing about the JK8/rezabz type of driver is that they act all high and mighty on the road, drive as they please, and make hand gestures at you - but I bet not one of them would step out of the car and act that way.
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AND I BET You will not say the same face to face if you do not hide behind a Keyboard!
Agreed.
*sigh* It's like talking to a rock. When you figure it out let me know then we can continue this conversation. But your writing style says everything, may I suggest you read these: http://www.write101.com/sample.htm and www.dictionary.com
Lol thats cute, a proud lane hogger, funny thing I always get you out of my way, if its at night Ill drive with my brights on, you will move. I get alot of respect on the roads, from all drivers...
But anyway, I know the idiots you talking about, Im not one of them, infact I do the same as you to Jap and American car drivers.
Well I only use my brights if you in the fast land and the middle lane is empty.
Did you read any of my posts in this thread? I dont worry bout other drivers, I dont do the hand signal thing or anything, I stay away from them idiots. Like I said I get alot of respect from other drivers, even taxis, people dont cut infront of me, they wait, actually I hardly get aggro in traffic ever, once with a double cab driver, they the worst... otherwise its pretty cool.
Stop making assumptions btw.
Im not an aggro driver, i dnt look 4 k@k on the road. I give people space to cut infront of me in traffic. What goes around comes around. I cnt not let any1 cut infrnt of me but expect others to give me way. I do however get pissd with lane hoggers only if the middle lane is empty bt theyl insist on cruising @ 100kmh in the right lane. And i dnt start flashing brights at them from a kilometer away to get outta my way, i'l slow dwn a bit to give them time to move (and most do move) but u get sme stubborn twats who will refuse to move. After realising its that type of driver il flash once, if he dnt move il pass him on the left. Generally im a considerate driver. Just dnt hog the right lane or cut infront of me at 100 when im doing 120+ thats when the **** hits the fan.
I am a self - confessed bad driver, I speed everywhere I go, on my way to work there is a 100m stretched followed by 2 sweeping bends from left to right, I take this at 130kph tops...that H&R suspension really does the business, I feel sorry for cars that have to move out of the way as I do this every single morning...
I know its worng and put peoples lives in danger, but not doing that on just don't do justice to that piece of road.
I'm also a self-confessed patient driver, I'm extremely patient when in traffic, or in general driving, I give people way out of common courtesy, When I do speed, other than in the mornings, I make sure I'm safe and its an open road with no one else, I'll just have to find a way to curb my angst when it comes to going to work in the mornings...
I know its worng and put peoples lives in danger, but not doing that on just don't do justice to that piece of road.
I'm also a self-confessed patient driver, I'm extremely patient when in traffic, or in general driving, I give people way out of common courtesy, When I do speed, other than in the mornings, I make sure I'm safe and its an open road with no one else, I'll just have to find a way to curb my angst when it comes to going to work in the mornings...
As 4 the OP, like i said. The guy jus cut infrnt of him in heavy traffic. Was probably doing lyk 20kmh. It sure is irritating bt nt smethng to get ur knickerz in a knot over. So dnt be a drama queen. Zap him (if it irritated u so much that u hada take a pic and create a thread abt it) and move on dude. If he cut u while doing 100 and u doing 120+ i'd understand. Bt this. . . .neh u just being a baby cry.
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And I'm the guy with the bull bar that don't take your or taxi driver's arrogant "I own that space" chit......beware I don't get intimidated. :middlefinger:
Ah I have a solution to that problem, as I said I don't hog the road there is either traffic or it's a single lane road when guys drive on my ass, if they put on their brights at that point I flip 5c coins out the car (so it hits their windscreens/hood of the car), has never failed yet. They back off every time without exception. Works better on the highway.
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Thanks for the tip, never knew what to do with those 5c coins in my ashtray
You should try web browsing. Driving makes web browsing very difficult and I often click on the wrong links. It's particularly difficult when I'm also trying to prepare a three course breakfast.just as bad as the ****er taking pics while driving
Most of the time I'd prefer that to the people who sit around waiting for orders carved into a stone tablet before they get moving.
If I am doing the speed limit I never get out of the way when the driver behind flashes their lights. I'll ignore that driver behind me unless they try to get past on the left. Since I'd be busy overtaking myself that would involve them trying to pull dangerous manoeuvres in an attempt to squeeze in front of me. Different story if I were doing what seems to popular idiocy on the motorways in Cape Town - sitting in the middle and right lanes travelling well below the limit with no traffic to the left. I've even seen people change into those lanes when there are no vehicles in sight ahead. Must be something scary about being in the left lane. Either that or their reflexes are so poor they're changing lanes now because they know they'll need to be in that lane in 20km time.
When on my motorcycle I carry paintballs; toss them over my shoulder if some idiot sits right behind me on the motorway. I should throw ball bearings.
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