Need help managing a stalker (serious)

Do not reply to any of her messages. You HAVE to refrain doesn't matter what she says. Poison and death is covered by her smooth sexy words.
She will cling to you like a cling-on sticks to bum rope.
 
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Here's what you do : Block her on whatsapp. Closer to your rendezvous time, unblock her and contact her. Say you were away. Climbing Mount Everest. She'll forgive you. You're a rugged mountain man, a sham Sherpa. She'll bang you. Every chick wants to bang a guy that's been up Everest. After you bang her, she'll become clingy again. That's more time for you to bang her. Keep banging. Once you get bored of banging her, block her again. After a while let someone else contact her. I could do it if you'd like. I'll tell her you had to return to Everest since you suffered from a rare genetic disease and wanted a Sky burial in the Himalayas that you loved. So you're dead in the Himalayas, your corpse being ripped apart and eaten by birds of prey. She's inconsolable. I bang her.
 
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Haha this thread is a joke surely? If it is for real, well she clearly wants something serious even if she says otherwise. Run away.
 
abzo said:
Here's what you do : Block her on whatsapp. Closer to your rendezvous time, unblock her and contact her. Say you were away. Climbing Mount Everest. She'll forgive you. You're a rugged mountain man, a sham Sherpa. She'll bang you. Every chick wants to bang a guy that's been up Everest. After you bang her, she'll become clingy again. That's more time for you to bang her. Keep banging. Once you get bored of banging her, block her again. After a while let someone else contact her. I could do it if you'd like. I'll tell her you had to return to Everest since you suffered from a rare genetic disease and wanted a Sky burial in the Himalayas that you loved. So you're dead in the Himalayas, your corpse being ripped apart and eaten by birds of prey. She's inconsolable. I bang her.
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Well Mike Hoxbig has his own personal Everest she's gonna have to climb!
 
Mike. 70% of women are insane in some way or another. save up for a hooker instead, that is my advice coming out of a crazy relationship :p
 
Shag her but then do a dirty Sanchez. If she still stalks you after that, I'm sure you can get her legally committed.
 
SinghDude said:
Pus$y in exchange for being called daddy?

Tough call Mike ;)

Btw... Is there no meat in Jhb ?
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Amazing how many people have the time to sit texting all day and then get annoyed that the recipient is not the same.

Good chance that the supply of Pus$y could be cut off once preggie is confirmed (And way beyond)

Re WhatsApp - Tell her you are too busy to sit texting all day and refuse to be controlled by a f***ing phone and anyone at the end of it. If you bend on this you're f**ked, but not in the way you're hoping.

I love my computer because my friends live in it but they only escape when it suits me.

Re - the pic
Lose the towel and a bit better resolution?
 
Shag her
Afterwards mention how you have been accused of being a pedo. But swear its not true. And they just out to get you.
 
Shagging a chic who is crazy even before the deed is a very bad idea. If you think she's stalking you now wait till after. Run Mike. Run. Away from crazy chic. Why are you waiting till October anyway?
 
Ol' Mean Bastid said:
Dude, walk away, if she's behaving like this before you've even got physical it will only be worse afterwards. I think she's a bunny boiler, don't go there, get away whilst the going's good as she's probably on a rebound from the divorce (why's she getting divorced anyway? - possessive type, that's why), engage further at your own peril
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This pretty much sums it up - well said. If you still decide to go for her, at least do anal, that ways you can't get her pregnant.
 
makes you wonder why shes so young, hot, 2 kids and a single mom. Some other guy had enough of her **** and by the sounds of it, you should probably stay clear. Single moms are looking for dads, end of story.
 
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