Need help managing a stalker (serious)

Mike Hoxbig

Mike Hoxbig

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Guys I need your help please! :( Anyway I met this lady a few weeks ago, in her 20s, has 2 kids, just went through a divorce. She moved back to Durban about 2 weeks back, but is planning to visit her friends and family here in October.

Now she's hot, so little Mike says go for it. So we've been whatsapping for a bit, she sent a few nudes (fine rack btw and don't ask :p) and agreed that we'll be spending a weekend in October going at it like rabbits. Already made it clear that I'm not looking for anything serious and she understands.

The problem is that since Monday, she's been texting and sending whatsapp messages non-stop! When I don't reply she starts getting agro, saying that she can see what time I was online etc. Now I'd really like to bump uglies with this girl, but the stalking bit is becoming a little annoying. Just need to get her off my back for a bit until October :( Any ideas?
 
Message on her FB and say your phone got stolen?

Thats if you're willing to forgo whatsapp
 
She must be fccking hot if you're still planning on banging her.
 
Eish Mike,girls always say they don't want anything serious but yeah this will happen =/ I mean do you ever want to take things further in the future? If not then end it,don't ask me how :p

:EDIT-Ok forgot about the divorce part,she probably just scared you will leave her like her ex hubby,so she insecure? :confused:
 
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Guess she doesn't take her religion too seriously after all, eh? ;)

Anyway, I'd say steer clear. Women like this are trouble, and can cause all sorts of problems. Little Mike will surely be disappointed, but there'll be others to cheer him up.
 
marine1 said:
2 kids? You must be bloody mad
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Yup, she will bang you but somehow ensure you get her preggies. Don't listen to little mike. I doubt little mike will enjoy being alone while you take care of a baby and a crazy person.

Although the sex should off the chart :D. hmmm tough position. Big tits vs crazy baby maker, not easy.
 
Dude, walk away, if she's behaving like this before you've even got physical it will only be worse afterwards. I think she's a bunny boiler, don't go there, get away whilst the going's good as she's probably on a rebound from the divorce (why's she getting divorced anyway? - possessive type, that's why), engage further at your own peril
 
When I hear about crazy chicks I'm always reminded of this fmylife post:
Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML
#253938 (1736)
On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)
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http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/253938
 
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