Newspaper Masseuse

[azbob]

Do the masseuses offering their services in the newspapers arrive alone or with backup? I'd imagine it's dangerous for them to arrive alone but at the same time it's dangerous for the client for the masseuse to have someone with her? Also it's dangerous for the client to go to the masseuse so the best option is for the masseuse to arrive at the client. Either way, it doesn't seem very safe in any of the scenarios.

Or?

 

[ShaunSA]

Not or. More like :wtf:

 

[AvatarS]

So you've decided to be serviced at your home rather than in the anonymity of their business premises?

 

[I.am.Sam]

at home he can demand happy time ...

at they place they can kick him out

 

[Maverick Jester]

Or... you could go to a spa, like most normal do...

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Or... you could go to a spa, like most normal do...

Sam is hacking everyone's accounts today.

 

[azbob]

Or... you could go to a spa, like most normal do...

Spa have mark-up. Rather go direct.

 

[Maverick Jester]

Spa have mark-up. Rather go direct.

Well, if you are after the happy ending for the shemale, then by all means...

 

[I.am.Sam]

Well, if you are after the happy ending for the shemale, then by all means...

this topic should be the title to another thread

we would love to read your story

 

[Maverick Jester]

this topic should be the title to another thread

we would love to read your story

I wish I had a story

 

[I.am.Sam]

I wish I had a story

did she drug you ?

 

[Maverick Jester]

did she drug you ?

 

[DerpiesFreud]

Hmm,I wonder too,I think you go to their parlour,just like a brothel.
Still at your own risk but it doesnt matter
Looking for a happy ending?

 

[WaxLyrical]

Would love to know how they perform a newpaper massage?

Roll it up and use it like a fleshlight?

 

[Pooky]

Would love to know how they perform a newpaper massage?

Roll it up and use it like a fleshlight?

No man that's how you race-change your willy

 

[I.am.Sam]

so OP did you get a lady to come over ?

 

[ShaunSA]

so OP did you get a lady to come over ?

I thought you and OP shared everything :erm:

 

[visrot]

at home he can demand happy time ...

and do threesome with backup at an additional charge

 

[I.am.Sam]

I thought you and OP shared everything :erm:

OP is way above me ...he is in another league

and do threesome with backup at an additional charge

hahaha you mean the blow up doll for free

 

[ShaunSA]

OP is way above me ...he is in another league

He bats for the other team?