Newspaper Masseuse

[Rocket Raccoon]

He bats for the other team?

abzo is Capt Jack Harkness.

 

[ShaunSA]

abzo is Capt Jack Harkness.

Well that would explain his and Sam's relationship.

 

[Gory51]

Newspaper ads are often the girl's ads that work from a "parlour" anyway.

They split half the fee with Business but still have private ads to pull in clients.

Many of them will offer/ are open to request for "extras" Not all of them, and it depends on the parlour.

 

[ghostbuster]

Would love to know how they perform a newpaper massage?

Roll it up and use it like a fleshlight?

Think of the paper cuts....

 

[ShaunSA]

Would love to know how they perform a newpaper massage?

Roll it up and use it like a fleshlight?

They use the newspaper from a fish and chips takeaway for a more realistic effect

 

[STS]

Spa have mark-up. Rather go direct.

Best look online rather than newspapers, bigger variety

 

[zizo911]

So you get any yet abza?

 

[mercurial]

So you get any yet abza?

He isn't a bank, FFS.