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Why is my left one bigger than my right one? I've always wondered...

I like symmetry. Who has nipples the same size as the other one??
 
BipolarDude.ADHD said:
Ok...You got issues dude!!!

Perhaps it's this kind of statement that send the ladies running....
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You'd think hey, but 90% of the time they just laugh and we have a great conversation... awesome opener to be honest.

Frankly, I'm getting a bit too tired of the threads in this section of the forum lately.

"My pen doesn't write on my credit card"
"My cat just got herpes from a clown that raped her mom 6 weeks 2 hours and 53 minutes ago"
"Help I can't find my cellphone contract"
"How do you chew food?"
"Whats the best way to get rid of the stain in my pants?"
"Where does blood come from"

All these stupid ****ing questions.... so little time... anyway. I see my one thread got locked up for no reason (were people insulting each other? All I saw was ninja and pirate talk?)

Anyway. Back to my nipples question!
 
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One side of your body is a bit larger than the other?
Women's boobs differ maybe men’s nipples differ?
 
AcidRaZor said:
Why is my left one bigger than my right one? I've always wondered...

I like symmetry. Who has nipples the same size as the other one??
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Same reason womens breasts are not 100% the same size. If she is right handed her right side will be firmer and her right brest will be a little firmer/smaller. Same go's for yoboobies
 
Mila said:
One side of your body is a bit larger than the other?
Women's boobs differ maybe men’s nipples differ?
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Angelina's one boob is bigger than the other, clearly indicated in Gia!

AcidRaZor said:
Why is my left one bigger than my right one? I've always wondered...

I like symmetry. Who has nipples the same size as the other one??
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Dear AcidRazor.

Thank you for your letter.
I am sorry to hear about your misfortune, but there is hope.
Each one of us has a soul mate that will accept us with all our flaws and imperfections. It takes time to find that soul mate and even if you dont find one in this lifetime, there is always reincarnation. Unless of course you don't believe in reincarnation. You might have a problem then.

The last resort is corrective surgery. Medical Technology has progressed in leaps and bounds. Deaths rarely occur now during surgery and deformation is only a concern during some rare cases.

But why stop at corrective surgery, implants of all natures are now considered very fashionable.
LED implants is the latest fashion statement.

Whatever you may decide to do, be safe.

Yours sincerely
Dr. Kage

PS: My reply is in jest and any correlation between my post and real life is purely conincidental.
:D
 
That makes a lot of sense.... and no I don't play with my own nipples... much
 
Kage said:
Angelina's one boob is bigger than the other, clearly indicated in Gia!



Dear AcidRazor.

Thank you for your letter.
I am sorry to hear about your misfortune, but there is hope.
Each one of us has a soul mate that will accept us with all our flaws and imperfections. It takes time to find that soul mate and even if you dont find one in this lifetime, there is always reincarnation. Unless of course you don't believe in reincarnation. You might have a problem then.

The last resort is corrective surgery. Medical Technology has progressed in leaps and bounds. Deaths rarely occur now during surgery and deformation is only a concern during some rare cases.

But why stop at corrective surgery, implants of all natures are now considered very fashionable.
LED implants are the latest fashion statements.

Whatever you may decide to do, be safe.

Yours sincerely
Dr. Kage

PS: My reply is in jest and any correlation between my post and real life is purely conincidental.
:D
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ZOMG! Can I program the LED's to say anything?!!?
 
LOL!

Human bodies aren't symmetric, so size differences do happen ;)

Boob sizes are also affected by the muscle behind them, and since your one arm gets more excersice, that could be a part of the reason it looks smaller, but the actual fatty mass in the boob might be the same.

Your heart also is slightly offset to one side, while you lung is bigger on the other side.

As for nipples? Ask your boyfriend to suck more on the other one ;)
 
AcidRaZor said:
I see my one thread got locked up for no reason (were people insulting each other? All I saw was ninja and pirate talk?)
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Was wondering about that myself. Had quite a few possible causes/remedies to add. ah well.

Anyways, back onto the nipple thing, My dog got a rash and scrached one of her nipples right off! I'm waiting to see if it grows back....
 
AcidRaZor said:
No, male nipples... or nipples in general but mostly mine... which is male... I bet Pyro just kapped 'n dratie thinking I was female... pretending that males don't have nipples.... sicko
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:D

Oh, btw, mine are totally the same size
 
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