No internet no help

[Tantus]

Dearest Dudu

We work together with Capitec almost like 2 girls 1 cup so we will know your new details. We also have your address and the courier guy who delivered your router is from Diepsloot. He's a very dangerous, man. Google his name from the delivery note, don't bother using your wifi as it will take anything from a day to three weeks to work (when you start behaving).

I don't know what's so difficult to understand because our router looks very good in your house. Admit it. It's a fashion statement.

Let's face it, we never said the router would work ALL the time.

Stop being difficult. Sheesh

Love
Nomsa

Thanks for livening up my day!!!!

 

[The_Ogre]

Google me too you will see I'm also from prison and you don't want to know why I was there, I'm not afraid of anyone, go to Soweto and ask about me and my man, we make it shake, don't tell me about Diepsloot it's not even 30years old, you are a moron period. BRING IT ON, haven't had fun with cats like you in a while.

Dear beautiful Dudu

Diepsloot is his mother's name.

You still have time to apologize for your behavior, failing which, I will be running those two debit orders against your account (as agreed above) and come to collect a third payment (together with a Kota) with Diepsloot in person.

Make sure you and your husband have your umbrellas ready because we are going to make it rain, nana.

 

[Dimpie (JIGSAW)]

On a roll I see @The_Ogre .... day drinking ?

Thanks for the entertainment

 

[EmmanuelGoldstein]

On a roll I see @The_Ogre .... day drinking ?

 

[The_Ogre]

On a roll I see @The_Ogre .... day drinking ?

Thanks for the entertainment

I think the radiant Dudu (and her dangerous husband from Soweto) would agree that should Rain ever employ me in some sort of customer liaison and retention capacity, I'd get rid of their loyal customers in double quick time.

All 10 of them.

With the help of Diepsloot.

And the tokoloshe.