Noisy bikers

[katangeleus]

We used have a chop that reved his bike every morning at 5 in the complex next to us. Then his bike passed out from exhaustion... and he needed to try start it again. Maybe they just need to save up and take it to a mechanic to get the feul starvation problem sorted out.

 

[supersunbird]

I don't really get the sitting around revving either. And it's certainly not restricted to bikers. Plenty of morons in cars showing off their noisy exhausts.


60kph? That's barely moving.

I'll never cease to be surprised how that upsets people who only use cars. Must be something to do with spending your life in a cage.

I think he meant 60 more than the prevailing traffic...

 

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I don't really get the sitting around revving either. And it's certainly not restricted to bikers. Plenty of morons in cars showing off their noisy exhausts.


60kph? That's barely moving.

I'll never cease to be surprised how that upsets people who only use cars. Must be something to do with spending your life in a cage.

+1

 

[The_Unbeliever]

Bike noise is directly related to penis size, the more noise you make, the smaller your penis.... the more you feel the need to compensate.

/tries to apply this philosophy to 50cc bikes






with apologies to my biker friends out there... there are some decent bikers, and then there are ne'er-do-well bikers...

 

[<?php?>]

Bike noise is directly related to penis size, the more noise you make, the smaller your penis.... the more you feel the need to compensate.

Once you've tried it you'd be hooked, nothing sounds better than an RSV. To be fair, some, very few, MC's are scum, but most clubs I've met/ridden with are decent, classy and considerate individuals.

 

[KalMaverick]

with apologies to my biker friends out there... there are some decent bikers, and then there are ne'er-do-well bikers...

That basically applies to everything.

That fact that some people still generalise is kinda silly.

Why it's so fascinating to stand and rev your bike for 10 minutes long I don't know. I guess my 150 is too small to invoke the rev your bike as high as possible for as long as possible mood.

Anyone suggesting anything other than phoning the police is as silly as the bikers.

 

[w1z4rd]

/tries to apply this philosophy to 50cc bikes



with apologies to my biker friends out there... there are some decent bikers, and then there are ne'er-do-well bikers...

When you check those mullets come through a quiet residential area revving their bikes (they even often put enhancements on their bikes to make them louder)... you cant help but think... "Wow. that dude is over compensating for something!"

 

[Easter Bunny]

Bike noise is directly related to penis size, the more noise you make, the smaller your penis.... the more you feel the need to compensate.

if you apply that to cars, would that be what's keeping me from putting a cone filter in my citi?


i had a mate in school that was from a biking family (pietermaritzburg). his dad often went on rallies and such and sometimes he'd join them. i went to a few of the gatherings at the end points (for the lunch ) and they were all pleasant people, even though they could easily be a body double for "the big show". bike clubs are obviously for people who aren't prats.

the bikers we have that make the noise don't travel in a pack. there's just two of them (i think). i reckon they just want to impress the [loose] chicks (they're like daisy duke, only less clothing and more swearing when they fight) at the club below and make the [rooneyesque] dudes have a pants party.

apart from frozen water balloons and pepper spray paintballs, i've also thought about following them to their house and practising my vuvuzela skills during the day, the "blind an astronaut from a gazzilion miles away" laser or waiting in my car at our driveway and pulling out into the road in front of them as they go charging past.

however, this does seem to be a seasonal thing. the bikes started revving on our road after the chevvy bakkie stopped going past at 60km/h in first gear, which was after the guy in his ford focus st was doing that, which was after the guys with cock-mobiles in fluorescent paintjobs parked off on our road playing 18 different songs at the same time at full volume, which was after new years where we'd have many taxis stop 200m up the road playing load thudding noises.

why do people even come to toti for holidays? if i went on holiday, it would be to a place where there aren't these young roughian types and scallywags... oh wait, i think those are the people that go there on holidays.

 

[Nocturnity]

however, this does seem to be a seasonal thing. the bikes started revving on our road after the chevvy bakkie stopped going past at 60km/h in first gear, which was after the guy in his ford focus st was doing that, which was after the guys with cock-mobiles in fluorescent paintjobs parked off on our road playing 18 different songs at the same time at full volume, which was after new years where we'd have many taxis stop 200m up the road playing load thudding noises.

Holy hells, buddy! Sounds like you live in a pretty rough area! Hahahah! I can only imagine the irritation...

 

[Type RSA]

Throw them with pots and pans

 

[J0n0]

When you check those mullets come through a quiet residential area revving their bikes (they even often put enhancements on their bikes to make them louder)... you cant help but think... "Wow. that dude is over compensating for something!"

Same applies to the mullets with the noisy pipes on their cars and loud sound systems...

The enhancements are aftermarket exhausts and silencers. It gives more power and makes the morons on the road that do not look around for other road users, more aware of you. (the latter applies to very few people though and is more about a noise factor, same applies to cars).

Unfortunately there is nothing one can really do about it because you get the one moron to stop, another will come take his place. We live in a world full of inconsiderate idiots.

ps. my bike had stock pipes, which was nice and quiet. Does that mean....

 

[Easter Bunny]

3am this morning. Some cock in his citi was doing donuts in a parking lot across the road, then drove up the one-way to the club. luckily for him i was way too tired to go down and write a message on his window with lipstick.

i really like our flat, because we're 70m up in the air and about 150m from the beach, the security is awesome (who is gonna rob you if you live on the 24th floor and the lifts hardly ever go there?) and we are close to a pretty much all we need. only problem is the noise, which will p*ss my wife off when we eventually have kids.

 

[Sharpie]

Bikers don't think

Also that think bike sticker should be changed to bike think. Flying down the middle of cars at 60+ cannot be clever.

Think bike recommends 1.5 meters clear for safety, however bikers seem to think it is okay to fly past cars at 200 km/h with 0.150 meters clear down the motorway. So motorists can't think bike until bikers think!

 

[Sharpie]

Nothing more annoying than bloody noisy bikes.


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Stay in what was a quiet cul-de-sac, until a biker couple, both over 50 in age, mental age 5! Husband out of work, moved in with his elderly mother-in-law, what a Pratt!Every weekend ritualistic gathering of them, with doef doef music and revving of bikes ad nausem , so right only think police only solution !

 

[SauRoNZA]

Think bike recommends 1.5 meters clear for safety, however bikers seem to think it is okay to fly past cars at 200 km/h with 0.150 meters clear down the motorway. So motorists can't think bike until bikers think!

That's not the same campaign.

The 1.5m story is for cyclists....no idea why they need that much space but ja.

I'll give them their 1.5m when they start stopping at Stop signs and robots like the rest of us.

 

[vangend]

Stay in what was a quiet cul-de-sac, until a biker couple, both over 50 in age, mental age 5! Husband out of work, moved in with his elderly mother-in-law, what a Pratt!Every weekend ritualistic gathering of them, with doef doef music and revving of bikes ad nausem , so right only think police only solution !

Police does not help. I have the same problem with my neighbor across the street. The guys dad bought him the house, most probably because they wanted to get rid of him. Now we have to sit with all the noise and white trash friends that come and visit him. Cars and bikes spinning in the street, loud music etc.

 

[Alan]

Have a similar problem except the idiots do it during the day. Parents rev the thing like crazy then let their kids ride the annoying buzz bikes up and down my road.

Seems like it's a right of passage for kommin

 

[Datura]

Have a similar problem except the idiots do it during the day. Parents rev the thing like crazy then let their kids ride the annoying buzz bikes up and down my road.

Seems like it's a right of passage for kommin

Temperance town for you...

 

[XennoX]

Just call the Metro cops. SAPS will do **** all.

Chances are these same prats ride without license plates. Metro will love them long time for that.

 

[Alan]

Temperance town for you...

They'll be taken out in good time. The same crowd drive around here in double cabs pissed on brandewyn and coke...

A matter of time before the two converge violently and there will only be one winner.

Darwinism at work....