Now Woolies is insuring groceries!

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Now Woolies is insuring groceries against theft!

From an email just received:

Replacing your groceries should be as easy as shopping for them the first time. With R2000 grocery cover automatically included in your Insurance through Woolworths policy it is.

Groceries are expensive and with us you know that this would be taken care of in the event of your groceries being damaged during a vehicle accident or when your groceries are stolen out of your vehicle. Peace of mind from the people that you can trust.

Insurance brought to you by Woolworths Financial Services is the best way to protect your most valuable assets - it's easy to understand, offers real value for money and gives you peace of mind!
Click here for more information.

I wonderwhere else in the world one needs to insure one's groceries against theft!

I'm glad the level of crime in RSA is dropping. No wonder FIFA can't sell their tickets to visitors!
 
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Woolies is awesome! I had a suspect looking hair in one of their pies and complained, they took my details down, gave me a new pie and my money back, then a week later I get a R200 gift voucher from them!
 
I recently bought a copy of their magazine, Taste, and it contained a copy of a Jamie Oliver DVD. When I inserted it into the PC, I got this message:"Windows Media Player cannot play the DVD because the disc prohibits playback in your region of the world. You must obtain a disc that is intended for your geographic region."

Is that not a bit odd ... ???
 
I wonder what's the probability of having your groceries pinched from the boot of a car. Sounds crazy but some people out there will buy into this.
 
I've found some strange things I can claim for in my insurance policy. Like buying drinks after scoring a hole in one etc.
 
I've found some strange things I can claim for in my insurance policy. Like buying drinks after scoring a hole in one etc.

Yeah, that seems to be standard in insurance policies these days.

And I don't even play golf! :(
 
No wonder FIFA can't sell their tickets to visitors!

you may be confusing the corporate hospitality problems with general fan sales. the former is not doing so well, which is hardly surprising given how companies generally react on times of recession/ low economic growth. the latter is going pretty well.
 
I recently bought a copy of their magazine, Taste, and it contained a copy of a Jamie Oliver DVD. When I inserted it into the PC, I got this message:"Windows Media Player cannot play the DVD because the disc prohibits playback in your region of the world. You must obtain a disc that is intended for your geographic region."

Is that not a bit odd ... ???

Did you not tell them?
 
I recently bought a copy of their magazine, Taste, and it contained a copy of a Jamie Oliver DVD. When I inserted it into the PC, I got this message:"Windows Media Player cannot play the DVD because the disc prohibits playback in your region of the world. You must obtain a disc that is intended for your geographic region."

Is that not a bit odd ... ???

I threw mine away, it's about green beans mostly.
Very boring.
 
Yeah, that seems to be standard in insurance policies these days.

And I don't even play golf! :(

Lol, don't worry it seems to apply to bowling too :D Another thing I rarely take part in. You have to wonder how many people had found themselves destitute after having to honour these payments before the underwriters took notice.
 
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