Official denial

[Palimino]

News release:
A government spokesman has vehemently denied that they are corrupt arseholes. “There is a common perception that the government couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery and is populated by self-important, bling-crazed twats snuffling in the gravy trough. This is untrue and a fabrication by colonialist settlers.”

 

[Alestorm]

Pasta sauce please.

Is this a little joke?

 

[Kosmik]

sauce?

 

[Budza]

Pasta sauce please.

Is this a little joke?

Heaps of salt required for this one if there's no sauce...

 

[BigBullBully]

News release:
A government spokesman has vehemently denied that they are corrupt arseholes. “There is a common perception that the government couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery and is populated by self-important, bling-crazed twats snuffling in the gravy trough. This is untrue and a fabrication by colonialist settlers.”

Bwhahaha, problem is we see the funny side, the general ANC voting uneducated population (see last years grade 12 pass rate) lap this ***** up as the gospel truth.

 

[Palimino]

Heaps of salt required for this one if there's no sauce...

Are you claiming that the denials are in error? That ‘heaps of salt’ are required to make the denials true? That there is truth in the rumours of SA being led by a self-interested mob of retards?

Who woulda thunk?