My hierarchy of virtue:
Lions
Cheetahs
Bulls
Sharks
Stormers
Those with a deep knowledge of the culture in agriculture will note a bias towards what coastal people term mielie-crunchers. This bias finds its genesis in historical and geographic factors, chiefly because I once was in a Southern Transvaal U16 team. This unswerving loyalty in defiance of all reason has deep psychological roots ... so strong is the temptation to polygamy that it can only be countered by an even stronger commitment to monogamy, and this libidinal cathexis spills over into an irrational loyalty to the Lions.
My wife is a Clinical Psychologist and a committed Freudian, though Klein's Object Theory has a part in her cosmic schema. Anyway, she has long said that I am a hopeless case and beyond the reach of any therapy. She had no difficulty switching to the Stormers when we emigrated from the Transva.., er, Gauteng to the Western Cape in 2010.