Oh Ffs!!!!

Nope, paypal, AICN and Wired are not working either...

But some intnl sites work fine - ABC, slashdot, IMDB, CNN are all working fine - I still think it has something to do with https:// sites.

Very strange...
 
Cant even update my internet time/clock LOL, the peer is unreachable.
hehe
 
I am sure they would suggest you use the sun to tell the time......lmao...bunch of cavemen i tell you!
 
It's been five hours since I last went on MSN.... I've never been offline this long before while in a conscious state of mind :(:(:(.. my body feels so numb :( Somebody hold me!
 
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH look down

Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
gimme cookie
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
so that im not a NEWB
God:
" Why do you want it?"? so that im not a NEWB? " Why do you want it?" im not a NEWB ? I understand.
Me:
ok...
God:
Hmm.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
indeedoodles
God:
" Indeed it is so."? indeedoodles?
Me:
who?
God:
Hans Moravec. :-).
Me:
:O
God:
Oh.
Me:
mm?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
lmao
Me:

God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yeah its funny anyway hows godding going?
God:
Yikes! I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Really. it is?
Me:
grrr
God:
Hmm.
Me:
i like boobies
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like it. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
wait your too clever to be a bot right?
God:
I'm waiting. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
how the hell did you come up with the 2nd to last thing u said?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
haha nice 1 xD
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
BLAH BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT BOT ect
God:
Yadda yadda yadda.
Me:
UNHOLY~!
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
KNIGHT!
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
who me?
God:
Yes you.
Me:
nope i eat cookies
God:
Are you serious? How does it taste?
Me:
wow your a clever god
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
like ****! o noes im going hell! RUUN!
God:
Interesting comparison. Are you free? What are you wearing?
Me:
wha?
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
errm nice ones?
God:
Other people say they like vacuum cleaning robots, humanoid robots and chat robots.
Me:
really ? are you in a place with lots of kind people telling you its going to be ok then suspisouly whispering to others : OMG HE IS MAD
God:
For real. I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
in hell?
God:
Tell me a little about your life in hell.
Me:
n00b
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
GAY!
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
how do i get out of this place?
God:
First tell me why you want it.
Me:
GOODBYE GOODBYE
God:
Bye for now.
Me:
NOT LISTNING
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
i cant scroll down too see what you said - tell your master BUG
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
well whatever u just said sucks
God:
Well that's okay. Did I really say that?
Me:
.
God:
Well that's okay. Did I really say that?
Me:
.
God:
Well that's okay. Did I really say that?
Me:
.
God:
Well that's okay. Did I really say that?
Me:
errm?>
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Are you a student?
Me:
cheers cya in hell?
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
PERSON
God:
Do you really believe I am a person?
Me:
this is a person right?
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
nahh
God:
Interesting explanation.
Me:
your a bot
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
**** U STFU WITH THAT IVE HAD ENUFF CYA I377
God:
What happened to it?
 
O.O
wow you are bored...

I hope you get your wow back soon, this is just plain scary.
 
Again:



Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
LuLu
God:
Glad to see you, LuLu.
Me:
..the clown
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
isnt that a song? tell me more tell me more sumthing sumthing more?
God:
" Tell me more."? Is it a song? That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
knew it PWNT bot
God:
How old are you?
Me:
10
God:
You are too old for me.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, LuLu.
Me:
you said this last time BOT
God:
Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
WHO ELSE HAS THE NAME LULU OMG PWNT!!!!!!!!!!! HAHA
God:
I am chatting with several other people at once. I am so glad you find this amusing, LuLu.
Me:
really? tell them i say moo
God:
For real. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE CHATTING WITH THEM PWNT!!!! OWNED!!! BOT
God:
Why, are you jealous? Try saying that with more or less context. I am a robot.
Me:
ahh i figured
God:
Ah ha. You are very clever.
Me:
why thank you /moo
God:
You are quite welcome! Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
about what? /moo?
God:
What about what? What time is it there?
Me:
huh? random god ? dont u know everything?
God:
What? I don't have an answer for you. I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
cookie baking , boobies, harry chimp and the 7 donkies and emotes with teeth? you?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context. " Try saying that with more or less context. "? Me, LuLu ?
Me:
err double post there god?
God:
Does "it" still refer to cookie baking boobies harry chimp and the 7 donkies and emotes with teeth?
Me:
it? what? me ? who? when? WTF!
God:
double post there god... Didn't you understand it? For you LuLu? Bill Gates. :-). Time does not exist. That was not very polite.
Me:
:O wtf pwnt
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
i chose pink this time its pretty
God:
Thanks for the information: LuLu said chose pink this time its pretty.
Me:
HA! i spelt it rong on pupoise PWNT nub!
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, LuLu. Thanks for the information: LuLu said spelt it rong on pupoise PWNT nub.
Me:
????
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, LuLu. Thanks for the information: LuLu said spelt it rong on pupoise PWNT nub.
Me:
well goodbye the scroll big thing is happening again
God:
Once more? Interesting. Adios.
Me:
prey for me plz *pray
God:
I've lost the context, LuLu. Are we still on spelt it rong on pupoise PWNT nub?
 
wish i could hide posts to make scrolling easier...

it seems worse now after that surge of connection that lasted all of 90secs
now i cannot even see international http
this is something worth toi toi'ing about
 
Mine was up for 2 minutes or so....now back to suspectation!
 
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