Over or under? How do you roll?

[Rouxenator]

Don't care - as long as there is a flippen roll with some TP on.

 

[Progenix Oj101]

Not quite the poll I expected given the title...

 

[cn@]

My rolls are loose standing. I twirl off what I need and the roll then rests on the window sill next to me.

 

[Wary GOM]

There is an inherent gender bias in the question, depending on whether you are in the standing or seated position: One favours the over, the other favours under, purely in terms of the length and dexterity of your arms.

Not sure how this matches the fact that men only need the paper when seated whereas women are (almost always sitting). I certainly have noted whether over or under and related to who replaces the roll: when men do it, under seems the favourite.

NB This one could get out of hand!

 

[Wary GOM]

Perhaps he dabs the tip before repackaging

Certainly an explanation for the age-challenged!

 

[Wary GOM]

Other. I have 10 washcloths I rotate. Don't use toilet paper anymore.

Where I lived for a long while, there generally was no toilet paper - left hand only, please!

 

[Wary GOM]

Solution:

Much too WOKE!

 

[ctriaan]

 

[The Voice]

Over. The other option is wrong, and downright savage.

 

[Dave]

My rolls are loose standing. I twirl off what I need and the roll then rests on the window sill next to me.

Why do you sit on the window sill to have a crap?

 

[PowerFactor]

I put the roll where ever next to the toilet.

 

[Athos]

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Did you just divide by 0?

 

[animal531]

Under because the toilet is right up next to the roll.

 

[Affieplaas]

All you need is a stack of newspapers

 

[Geoff.D]

All you need is a stack of newspapers
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and a white bucket.

 

[The Voice]

and a white bucket.

ANC has you covered.

 

[St5]

Many years ago it was "tested" ( don't know how) that concluded less being used if over....

 

[Doug_Dread]

Actually, both can be correct. For 2-ply, over, because both sides are soft and smooth. For single ply, under, because as you fold it the smooth side does the wiping. If you hang single ply paper over, you gonna sandpaper your butt.

 

[The Voice]

Actually, both can be correct. For 2-ply, over, because both sides are soft and smooth. For single ply, under, because as you fold it the smooth side does the wiping. If you hang single ply paper over, you gonna sandpaper your butt.

Stop being poor and buy 2-ply.

 

[ajbryce]

Why would you need toilet paper if you're standing?

I actually read that some people stand up to clean themselves.
I don't quite understand it myself, but apparently it's a thing.