Pastor has congregation drinking petrol

Idiots support idiots and idiots follow idiots - our government and anc is a perfect example and thus I am not surprised at all at this or the Nigerian church event.
 
Hemi300c said:
Idiots support idiots and idiots follow idiots - our government and anc is a perfect example and thus I am not surprised at all at this or the Nigerian church event.
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Someone did something retarded. Better also mention ANC in my post.

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TBH, I can only assume that in between pouring it into the bowl and lighting it, and people drinking it, that the bottle was switched out with something other than petrol.....

No matter how stupid and idiotic you are, petrol does not taste sweet or like pineapple juice....
 
ToxicBunny said:
TBH, I can only assume that in between pouring it into the bowl and lighting it, and people drinking it, that the bottle was switched out with something other than petrol.....

No matter how stupid and idiotic you are, petrol does not taste sweet or like pineapple juice....
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Did you see that before drinking these people were already "eccentric"?
 
Slab said:
Did you see that before drinking these people were already "eccentric"?
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Yes I did...

but I've had the misfortune of having petrol in my mouth once before... there is less than no chance that even an idiot wouldn't notice that its not something you should drink.... it tastes absolutely foul.
 
ToxicBunny said:
Yes I did...

but I've had the misfortune of having petrol in my mouth once before... there is less than no chance that even an idiot wouldn't notice that its not something you should drink.... it tastes absolutely foul.
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Isn't that what they are claiming, that he can transform it into something pleasant-tasting?
 
daveza said:
If he really wanted to be useful he would transform pineapple juice into petrol.
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Very practical but perhaps he could also teach the faithful that drinking pineapple juice before the action makes a bj taste better.
 
Randhir said:
I agree, but are any children partaking in these facades?
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Who cares, natural selection means that they don't breed. Humans don't have any natural predators - so stupidity is our own natural predator.
 
D3nz said:
A rather fuelish bunch of idiots!
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You're such a GAS. No, really, maybe it is communion wine he got in Joburg - from the REeFwINERY. Would you rather it Be Pee they drink? I used to belong to a religious cult like this and speaking as a CULT-EX, I can tell it is no laughing matter. Especially the amount of money you SHELL out for tithes.

/out
 
GreGorGy said:
You're such a GAS. No, really, maybe it is communion wine he got in Joburg - from the REeFwINERY. Would you rather it Be Pee they drink? I used to belong to a religious cult like this and speaking as a CULT-EX, I can tell it is no laughing matter. Especially the amount of money you SHELL out for tithes.

/out
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Long ago when I moved away from religion every day I distanced myself more and more from religion I felt closer and closer to "God"

EDIT: Luckily I was always against tithing or giving to the church in any financial way even as a boy it just felt wrong so I never started doing it, ever
 
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The Naked Scientist confirmed on Radio 702 that petrol does indeed taste quite foul :p

Before the sheeple started ingesting the "petrol" , the second in command (illusionist) did a combustion test. I suppose easy enough to lace the bowl with something flammable in order to set it alight? Or perhaps lace the pineapple juice with enough alcohol that it would combust?
 
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