Pastor has congregation drinking petrol

[LCBXX]

It is 2015!

Snakes into chocolates!

A Chomp, of all things. Not Lindt or Ferrero Rocher. A R2.50 Chomp.

 

[GoneWithTheWindows]

A Chomp, of all things. Not Lindt or Ferrero Rocher. A R2.50 Chomp.

Come on cut the guy some slack, he is performing miracles, you can't expect more than that!

 

[Kloofvreter]

I wonder if he can turn wine into water?

 

[Sneeky]

I wonder if he can turn wine into water?

Then I will consider a return to Sunday school, and any other day of the week for that matter

 

[Electron1]

This pastor is a real snake oil salesman. Sad how people trust him.

 

[Wall]

Judging from the photos, I'm assuming it was white chocolate?

 

[Sneeky]

Then I will consider a return to Sunday school, and any other day of the week for that matter

Bwahaha, misread that completely, sneaky bastard

I wonder if he can turn wine into water?

Backpedals at speed

 

[TofuMofu]

This pastor is a real snake oil salesman. Sad how people trust him.

It's not trust...they are delusional.

They "believe" god changed the snake into chocolate...that's pretty high up on the mentally retarded ranking, BUT...it's religion...so we're not supposed to care.

In a normal world, people like that would be put into a special place to have them examined and taken care of.

 

[Spliffcat]

The next ANC president turning BS into chocolate.

 

[Galactica]

Stone was turned to bread also, apparently.

 

[GoneWithTheWindows]

Stone was turned to bread also, apparently.

Would much prefer this, I think they should all eat a hefty amount of "bread" and then go for a swim.

 

[rza]

I have always wondered why the "proper" Churches/Christian Movements never take on these types of preachers/pastors about their "questionable ways" of practicing the faith.

Then again....how would they?

We have, check Strange Fire conference by John McArthur. There is another conference in September called Rezolution in randburg where we condemn these guys. They are cultic in behaviour.

 

[silver_foxx]

At 24 he is already this successful, this guy is going places.

 

[Spotja]

This the same guy who made people eat grass?View attachment 234876

 

[Spotja]

It's not trust...they are delusional.

They "believe" god changed the snake into chocolate...that's pretty high up on the mentally retarded ranking, BUT...it's religion...so we're not supposed to care.

In a normal world, people like that would be put into a special place to have them examined and taken care of.

Not religion. That's a cult

 

[TofuMofu]

Not religion. That's a cult

A cult empowered by religion.

 

[MrGray]

Not religion. That's a cult

There's a difference?

 

[TofuMofu]

There's a difference?

I was going to say that, but thought I already stepped on too many toes today

 

[GoneWithTheWindows]

A cult empowered by religion.

A cult powered by lack of common sense, logic or the ability to think.

 

[Spotja]

There's a difference?

Yep