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Back in the day, when horses were on show, they wanted the horse's tail to lift up so it looks all proud.
So they used to shove ginger in the horse's hole, which is very irritating, and makes the animal lift up its tail. Think the practice was called feaging.
Anyway, stick ginger up your hol up and let us know if it works!
I thought feaging was when they stuck a live eel in the horses butthole? I'm not about to google the practice to make sure though, so I'll forever live in uncertainty.
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