Personal / physical no-no's

Pretty much the same as people here.
I have a severe hatred of people chewing, rustling chip packets, slurping tea etc
People who put their face close to mine when talking
people who point at me when they talk
dont touch me, I hate hugging anyone but my G/f, i have an extreme hatred for people who touch my head.
Weak handshakes also annoy me
 
thestaggy said:
5 - The guy that dives in with his handshake, making you give him a useless one and seem like a softy.
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Wikkels88 said:
Haha yeah I hate this to, or if they close their grip to soon and grip only your knuckles and fingers and squeeze the **** out of your hand:wtf:
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So true. I hate that, the ones that start closing their hand early. I have a technique to fix that though. There is a nice pressure point on the back of the hand, between the tendons of your little and ring fingers. Try on yourself and you will see it is quite a long pressure point so anywhere in that space will do from knuckles to wrist. As my hand and thumb are generally way out of the handshake feeling useless. I bend my thumb around and dig into the pressure point.

Usually they let go quickly and look at you a little funny. I act like nothing has happened. The same way they always seem to act when grabbing your fingers instead of your hand. At least by digging the pressure point they wont walk away thinking you have a weak handshake. I would rather they think I am a tosser for trying to hurt them, than a wet fish.
 
GreGorGy said:
Ja - that's the one. Unless I am in a relationship (or trying to be). And extended family are the worst at this. I feel your pain. I wish I could grow a wart or mole around the edges of my mouth for this one...
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"I have a cold coming on" helps :)
 
Wikkels88 said:
Haha yeah I hate this to, or if they close their grip to soon and grip only your knuckles and fingers and squeeze the **** out of your hand:wtf:
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Hah, yeah, that's the one. Crushed fingers and you feel like a right knob.
 
I get really irritated when a dog stuffs its snout into my hand or licks my hand.
 
The only one I have is when someone interrupts me while I'm talking when I give them the courtesy to speak first and no interrupt them. Especially if said interruption is entirely off of the topic of what I'm talking about (so in a way, when people don't listen and have that "the sun shines out my ass so everything I say is more important than whatever you had in mind" attitude)

(I can listen to dogs bark/people puking/snorting/sniffing/swallowing/water dripping etc without getting annoyed or irritated)

Hell, I had an itch on my leg for most of today... doesn't bother me in the slightest
 
AcidRaZor said:
The only one I have is when someone interrupts me while I'm talking when I give them the courtesy to speak first and no interrupt them. Especially if said interruption is entirely off of the topic of what I'm talking about (so in a way, when people don't listen and have that "the sun shines out my ass so everything I say is more important than whatever you had in mind" attitude)

(I can listen to dogs bark/people puking/snorting/sniffing/swallowing/water dripping etc without getting annoyed or irritated)

Hell, I had an itch on my leg for most of today... doesn't bother me in the slightest
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That is a bugger. A colleague of mine does that to me. He can talk for ages (one of those that will start with one topic and veer off to unrelated stuff and gaan aan) and when I finally get my chance (to bring the conversation back to it's root topic) he immediately cuts in again. It is so bad I try and avoid conversations with him.
 
R13... said:
LOL, lots of sensotivos here. A case of the Sheldon syndrome I see.
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Maybe that's why we spend so much time on MyBB :D

I'm pretty much the same as every one here

> Don't touch me on my studio i.e no hugging
> No loud breathing
> Don't stand too close to me in a queue
> No singing along to songs, STFU and let me enjoy it
> Don't look over my shoulder
> I hate, if someone that was sitting next to me is getting up, uses my leg as support when pushing themselves up. Seems to be more common with fat people.
> Don't touch my stuff (only child syndrome :D)
 
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Old krimpie tannies kissing me. Yuk! Their sloppy 80+year old lips, their mouths filled with dirty false teeth, cold sores on their lips, saliva dribbling from the corners of their mouths...
 
HelterSkelter said:
Old krimpie tannies kissing me. Yuk! Their sloppy 80+year old lips, their mouths filled with dirty false teeth, cold sores on their lips, saliva dribbling from the corners of their mouths...
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who the hell you been kissing dude? homeless people?
 
AcidRaZor said:
who the hell you been kissing dude? homeless people?
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No, family. They have the habit of kissing to greet. It may be more in my mind, but I dislike greeting krimpie tannies with a kiss. I always furiously rub my lips/cheeks/chin or wherever the kiss landed and then dart to the nearest tap to wash the infected place on my face.

Weddings are bad, funerals the worst.

And then the 'Ooms' wanting to greet my wife with a kiss, leaning in, as to 'accidentally' touch her boobs... I taught her to kick their shins. Not everyone does that, but few of them tried.
 
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