Please Help - my veinsaber is broken!

have you had balanitis?

  • Yes

    Votes: 3 6.8%

  • No

    Votes: 35 79.5%

  • Something Worse

    Votes: 6 13.6%
  • Total voters
    44
TofuMofu said:
Why are people so scared to go see a doctor when there is something wrong with their junk? :rolleyes:
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More like men refuse to go see the doctor for anything, until it becomes deadly. That's why men who are married live longer, because their wives nag them until they go in.
 
1. Why you shy? Go to the Doctor and:
haal uit uit en wys.

2. Next time, use a rain coat and/or replace your partner.

3. Dont put it in weird places/objects.
 
Just use your hand sanitizers from Covid days. That 70% alcohol should fix anything.
Don't know how much its going to burn however.
 
On a friday note, why is a bj called that when the action is more sucking than blowing.

Oh. I get it. The volcano blows its load. Never mind my question then.
 
Sinbad said:
This thread is fantastic without pics
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And it should please stay this way.
animal531 said:
More like men refuse to go see the doctor for anything, until it becomes deadly. That's why men who are married live longer, because their wives nag them until they go in.
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Eish, you sound like my wife. I held out long enough to need an emergency operation once, now she isn't taking kak anymore, sick, go to the doctor.
 
LetsDance said:
On a friday note, why is a bj called that when the action is more sucking than blowing.

Oh. I get it. The volcano blows its load. Never mind my question then.
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My dear Sir/Madam,

When it was popular in the Victorian Era it was called a "below job," and over time that was shortened a bit to the current "blowjob."
 
Awkward_Mike said:
please give me advice I don't want it to be amputated. it started as a small white rash like you see on the tip of an iceberg. it progressively gotten worse. looks like cape town city center now. bing search is saying it might be balanitis.

have you experienced this how did you treat it how bad was it. how long before ding dong was happy again. thank you for your serious understanding on this sensitive situation.
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For gods sake man, have you no respect?

Search on Google, not Bing!
 
Craig_ said:
And it should please stay this way.

Eish, you sound like my wife. I held out long enough to need an emergency operation once, now she isn't taking kak anymore, sick, go to the doctor.
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My wife and I are perfectly matched, we both ignore symptoms and put off doctors visits, until it’s 3am Sunday Morning and we have to go to the emergency room.

On average, we save a lot of money on wasted doctors visits.
 
Blackhand said:
My wife and I are perfectly matched, we both ignore symptoms and put off doctors visits, until it’s 3am Sunday Morning and we have to go to the emergency room.

On average, we save a lot of money on wasted doctors visits.
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That's not worth the saving in some cases, I almost kicked the bucket on that one.
 
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