Please Help - my veinsaber is broken!

[Awkward_Mike]

I am going to guess it is @Ninja'd or @The_Ogre

ninja'd is fake ogre is @Craig_

 

[PaulGherkin]

Oh look who has returned. Have you been to the urologist my bru?

 

[Awkward_Mike]

Best to say your goodbyes

That hole is too small.

 

[rh1]

Was jou ballas.

 

[3WA]

That hole is too small.

Right, so take something for the swelling first.

 

[UB40]

ninja'd is fake ogre is @Craig_

Who the hell are you now?

 

[Awkward_Mike]

pics or it didnt' happen

please bing search

 

[Awkward_Mike]

Why are people so scared to go see a doctor when there is something wrong with their junk?

in my culture it is a sacred instrument which you don't reveal to others. how long have you struggled and how did you cure it?

 

[Awkward_Mike]

@Op did you dip it in crazy before the symptoms arose?

my wife is not crazy.

 

[Craig_]

ninja'd is fake ogre is @Craig_

You should go to a doctor, that stuff seems to be going to your head. And please wash your weewee.

And there's some pics on the forum with both me and @The_Ogre as well as some other forum members in it, that would be fck off difficult to fake.

 

[PaulGherkin]

@Awkward_Mike did they give you a bris today, or did they give you a good old scrubbing on the helmet

 

[Awkward_Mike]

damn bro could be bad and you have days to live

have you had a similar experience?

 

[Craig_]

in my culture it is a sacred instrument which you don't reveal to others. how long have you struggled and how did you cure it?

I'm sure the doctors have seen many dicks smaller than yours, just stop being shy and go have it checked out.

 

[Awkward_Mike]

Never get why people are so afraid to approach their (a) doctor -can assure you, they have seen worst, or smaller

Could just be a simple yeast infection ....,OTC antifungal cream , #done....we always assume the worst.

i did try anti fungle, but it is as if the force was awaken.

 

[Awkward_Mike]

veinsaber?????
DAFUQ?
Couldn't you just call it one of these:
* Good friend Pete
* Willie
* f*ckrod

grow up

 

[PaulGherkin]

i did try anti fungle, but it is as if the force was awaken.

So in other words... my sunburn post turned out to be true...

 

[Awkward_Mike]

What happens at Sea Point?

you don't see his point?

 

[Awkward_Mike]

More like men refuse to go see the doctor for anything, until it becomes deadly. That's why men who are married live longer, because their wives nag them until they go in.

i don't want to go in right now. she must wait.

 

[Goosfrabba]

That hole is too small.

 

[Awkward_Mike]

1. Why you shy? Go to the Doctor and:
haal uit uit en wys.

2. Next time, use a rain coat and/or replace your partner.

3. Dont put it in weird places/objects.

do you always make fun of people?


1. i will if the help here does not work.
2. why do you say this?
3. why would you do that?