Pointless car mods

[S.Claus]

This car is straight piped and it sounds horrible!

When it is at idle it sounds like there is a scrambler idling (a real snot separator / piss kriek sound). Honestly some of the delivery motorbikes sound much better.
When it is driving it sounds like a tractor (Massey Fergusson diesel) with added snorts in between DSG shifts.

It is a student's car so I was not expecting anything better, but still helluva annoying - and a crap car at that.
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Other pointless mods I see, that are less annoying but still pointless :
1) Windscreen banner but in the bottom of the windscreen where it is in the driver's field of view - how stupid are you?
2) Lowered cars that crawl over bumps - yes I am hooting at you because I can take that bump much faster, stop wasting my time.

People with spoilers on their GTI's
Citi Golfs with rice exhausts (I get it your a student but have some dignity )
Sound systems that cost more then the car

Flashback to 2019

 

[The_Traveller]

So you admit your a moron that gets attracted to morons?

A muppet once said ...
"Always amusing watching these dropped cars bouncing down the road with driver and passengers bouncing along too. "

Try harder, but don't pop a brain cell, or your upholstery shopping will go sideways.

 

[TheChamp]

Three-Door Conversion Of Five-Door Suzuki Swift Sport Doesn't Make Any Sense | Carscoops

Instead of getting a three-door Swift Sport, this guy bought the five-door variant and had it converted

www.carscoops.com

 

[RonSwanson]

So you admit your a moron that gets attracted to morons?

this comes to mind:

 

[Mekon]

this comes to mind:

Jirre dis fokken kwaai

 

[Mekon]

A muppet once said ...
"Always amusing watching these dropped cars bouncing down the road with driver and passengers bouncing along too. "

Try harder, but don't pop a brain cell, or your upholstery shopping will go sideways.

Aw precious, you think you got a sense of humour kind of. What's your obsession with upholstery? 2nd time you've mentioned it.

 

[Rouxenator]

It is cars like that that makes me want to fit a nudge bar to my car. So when you are crawling over a bump at 2 km/h I will come from behind and "help you go faster". No matter what gets pulled off, my car will go over it.

 

[Rouxenator]

Why?

 

[K4shy]

Panty Dropper?

 

[R13...]

Why?
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What's wrong with that?

 

[Rouxenator]

What's wrong with that?

Well it is better than the Corsa he had.... I guess.

 

[FiestaST]

Why?
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Def belongs here

Toyota Agya/Wigo (Ugly AF)

Sooo, this new budget Toyota hatch will soon come to SA....hmm alrighty: Toyota Agya (or Wigo?) budget hatchback locked in for South Africa! Toyota South Africa Motors has effectively confirmed it will soon introduce the Agya (also known as the Wigo) budget hatchback to the local market. The...

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[Rouxenator]

Def belongs here

Toyota Agya/Wigo (Ugly AF)

Sooo, this new budget Toyota hatch will soon come to SA....hmm alrighty: Toyota Agya (or Wigo?) budget hatchback locked in for South Africa! Toyota South Africa Motors has effectively confirmed it will soon introduce the Agya (also known as the Wigo) budget hatchback to the local market. The...

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Say no more.

 

[Craig_]

Why?
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As if the car isn't ugly enough as it is.

Panty Dropper?
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Even a prostitutes lubed vagina will dry up at the sight of that car.