Grant
Honorary Master
It just looks long because I've attempted to explain each process, and have offered three different cooking methods. Pick one and it's simple. Just remember the rules:
Boiling water to detach rind from fat
Score to prevent it curling up as the proteins denature
Before cooking, all parts of the pork, especially the fat must be absolutely bone-dry. The only things on the fat should be salt and a little oil.
Sear the meat first to induce the Maillard reaction.
Cook until juices run clear and the centre is still slightly pink.
Allow your meat to rest before eating it, but never rest it covered or the crackling will turn to leather.
Simple...
I was taking the piss, but I know you know that.
Now, I will print your amended instructions & goose-step my way down the corridor to the kitchen & proceed as directed.