Pr0n-surfing pastor downs church network

[mercurial]

A church minister from Strängnäs, Sweden, has walked the plank after his local church's computer network contracted a nasty case of the clap as a result of his porn surfing, The Local reports.

The Church of Sweden clergyman admitted to "spending a lot of time at work viewing pornographic websites", but his lust for smut would probably have remained known only to him and his God had it not "given rise to a lethal computer virus" which smote the parish's IT systems.

Archbishop Anders Wejryd said: "Priests are people too, but I have no understanding at all for someone sitting and surfing for porn on the parish computers." Church legal spokeswoman Charlotta Novosel confirmed: "He recently decided to resign."

The powers that be have not yet decided whether a righteous defrocking is in order in this case - a fate avoided by a pastor in Gothenburg who recently "came under scrutiny for moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office" and was allowed to keep his job.

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[killadoob]

Lol post-it already have sticky stuff on them

 

[Rouxenator]

post-it fetish, that is new and fresh. Wonder where I can get some picks of girls wearing only post-its....

 

[TheHiveMind]

moistening post-it notes with his penis and sticking them up in an office

TMI

 

[CaTcH21]

It must be his christian beliefs that made him do this, no blame should be on him at all, even though he has the knowledge of what is right and wrong

 

[Frankie]

I agree , It has to be his religion made him do that and it also made Ted Bundy a serial killer.

It looks like this religion has such problems.

 

[Frankie]

It must be his christian beliefs that made him do this, no blame should be on him at all, even though he has the knowledge of what is right and wrong

You heard from your buddy Achmat yet?