Prenatal Paternity Testing

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MyBB,

September 30th, I shagged with ex-gf, had unprotected relations that night. She claims that the first day of her last period is September 4th, 2015.

Based on some online calculators, the baby couldn't have been conceived by me, thing is I don't trust that the dates she gave me as she can be conniving at times. So now I'm in deep ****, she says she was sleeping with her boyfriend as well and have told him that he is the father, as far as I know the boyfriend doesn't know that she cheated. My wife knows I cheated and wants me to tell the boyfriend(I hope he is not a muscle guy, need to hit the gym) and have the paternity test done.

So is there an affordable prenatal paternity test that I can do? I've seen quotes of R21k which is a bit steep, for that price I could get a lot more in SA to make the baby thing not happen.
 
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What is a "mom wife"?

Another one of your incestuous relations?
 
Your wife knows you cheated and she is fine with it, as long as you tell the BF? Are you married to your sister and cheated with your cousin?
 
Friday thread has well and truly arrived.

:D
 
news24 said:
MyBB,

September 30th, I shagged with ex-gf, had unprotected relations that night. She claims that the first day of her last period is September 4th, 2015.

Based on some online calculators, the baby couldn't have been conceived by me, thing is I don't trust that the dates she gave me as she can be conniving at times. So now I'm in deep ****, she says she was sleeping with her boyfriend as well and have told him that he is the father, as far as I know the boyfriend doesn't know that she cheated. My wife knows I cheated and wants me to tell the boyfriend(I hope he is not a muscle guy, need to hit the gym) and have the paternity test done.

So is there an affordable prenatal paternity test that I can do? I've seen quotes of R21k which is a bit steep, for that price I could get a lot more in SA to make the baby thing not happen.
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Totally serves you right if this ridiculous story is true. But I highly doubt it's true with that user name.
 
prenatal tests runs in that range; wait until the kid is born and do a test that costs like 2k
 
I am really disgusted by this. Cant keep it in your pants, now most likely a child will be born with a non-stable or twisted family life. Disgusting behaviour.
 
You had unprotected sex in this country. In this day in age. Behind your wife's back? You realize the risk you exposed your wife to? It's called Karma. Enjoy...
 
You cheated on your wife?

I hope the guy bliksems the schit out of you...
 
skeptic_SA said:
You had unprotected sex in this country. In this day in age. Behind your wife's back? You realize the risk you exposed your wife to? It's called Karma. Enjoy...
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Wasn't he in 'murica last year?

Also, mom-wife typo is a very telling freudian slip.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/deep breath

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/passes out from lack of oxygen

/wakes up sees thread
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ok I am calmed down now.
Dude you done gone Fscked up! I suppose the easiest thing to do would be to take her to the voortrekker monument. lots of stairs there. chances of both baby and momy making it down those stairs are very small....
 
Baxteen said:
I suppose the easiest thing to do would be to take her to the voortrekker monument. lots of stairs there. chances of both baby and momy making it down those stairs are very small....
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And the cheapest. I'm not made of coathangers you know.
 
If you procreate with a cousin is the offspring your child and your first cousin once removed or twice removed? I can never keep that straight.
 
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