Proposal Ideas ...... (please)

You really want to make such a scene out of it? It's just a bloody proposal. Happened billions of times already and sure to happen again after you. Setting yourself up for a high-maintenance marriage if you ask me :p
 
cerebus said:
You really want to make such a scene out of it? It's just a bloody proposal. Happened billions of times already and sure to happen again after you. Setting yourself up for a high-maintenance marriage if you ask me :p
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First time for them, dude! :D
 
Geriatrix said:
First time for them, dude! :D
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Pff... I built up the courage, got on my knees and asked. Didn't even have a ring. We were walking in the park at the time.

Sorry I derail I derail.

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This seems like a really cool idea to me; one could easily make this proposal-themed.
 
This isn't madness, or Sparta, it is a PROPOSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!?!

Some Persians are scary, you better not mess this up...

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:-) Looking at all the ideas above it is no wonder there are so many single men on this forum!
 
If you are going to be on a game drive.. arrange with the ranger and the manager of a nearby lodge to setup an outdoor area (quite secluded) and get a fire going, as well as some additional tiki torches perhaps. Have them setup a romantic dinner for 2, complete with rose petals, and waiter in attendance.

Ask the ranger to make up some story about a rhino sighting in that area, and that you are being diverted from your normal safari drive. To add to the adventure, maybe tell ranger to act as if he sees something in the distance, and that you have to continue on foot towards the direction of your concealed dinner venue.

Once the whole romantic nature of the setting and the work that went into it has worked it's magic.. get down on one knee and propose :)
 
Stefanmuller said:
On game drive. You ask driver to stop next to a pile of dung. You get out to investigate said pile of dung, being sure it is lion dung. Like an expert you sniff on it, dip your finger in it to taste it, murmering confidently that this has to be lion, and it has to be close as it tastes fresh. Just to make sure it is a healthy lion, you dip your fingers in deep to to feel the consistency to "see what he has eaten" when suddenly you find something strange. You pick it out and reveal a lion-dung covered ring - just for her. She definately wont know what to say. And if she says yes, she is a keeper.
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I regret to say this is not too far off how my brother-in-law proposed to my sister.

She did say yes though.
 
a'zombi said:
Did someone say safari? Ofcourse you have to get an animal involved then. Perhaps a lion charging at her and she'll be all like "aaaahh we're going to die" but then she sees the lion has something stuck on it's paw and just wanted help. She'll think it's a thorn but no, wedding ring! Wedding ring at bottom of lion's paw! No one can say no to that.

Please use a trained lion.
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Stefanmuller said:
On game drive. You ask driver to stop next to a pile of dung. You get out to investigate said pile of dung, being sure it is lion dung. Like an expert you sniff on it, dip your finger in it to taste it, murmering confidently that this has to be lion, and it has to be close as it tastes fresh. Just to make sure it is a healthy lion, you dip your fingers in deep to to feel the consistency to "see what he has eaten" when suddenly you find something strange. You pick it out and reveal a lion-dung covered ring - just for her. She definately wont know what to say. And if she says yes, she is a keeper.
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Combine these two into an awesome proposal. Have the lion charge, and once you've escaped you tell her you've pooped yourself. Pull down your pants and there (because it was pre-hidden in your sphincter ready to be discharged with your poop) is nestled the engagement ring.
Surprise! /queue the kisses.
Best. Proposal. Ever.

cerebus said:
You really want to make such a scene out of it? It's just a bloody proposal. Happened billions of times already and sure to happen again after you. Setting yourself up for a high-maintenance marriage if you ask me :p
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It's for your sandy vagina
 
Ok I came up with some new ideas:

1) You're both in a boat sailing passively at night down a river. Around you lights are shining from the fireflies. A crab starts a chorus line about how you need to 'kiss the girl'. Fish arc water above you. You lean over and kiss her... and she gains her voice.

2) You go out for a meal, only you take her to the BACK of a Italian restaurant where the owner has prepared a bowl of spaghetti to share. You're eating with just your mouths, and then both of you latch onto the same piece of spaghetti and as you slurp it up your eyes meet and you kiss.

3) You go to a ballroom and start to dance, while the room seems to spin magically around you. As you dance, you feel your fur slipping away and behold - you've become a real man.
 
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