Proposed Sanctions for Download Hogs.

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YeOldeOke

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Having seen all the trouble download hogs cause with their excessive porn and mindless game downloads, I propose the following sanctions (and incentive):

GB/month
<= 50 : A bonus joint.
> 50 <=100 : A coupla slaps through the face.
>100 <=150 : 20 lashes.
>150 <= 250 : 50 lashes and 20 kicks.
>250 <= 1000 : Chop off their click-hand.
>1000 : A choice of being stoned or crucified.

I think this is fair and will be welcomed by the beleaguered ISP's, but suggestions welcomed.
 
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YeOldeOke said:
Having seen all the trouble download hogs cause with their excessive porn and mindless game downloads, I propose the following sanctions (and incentive):

GB/month
<= 50 : A bonus joint.
> 50 <=100 : A coupla slaps through the face.
>100 <=150 : 20 lashes.
>150 <= 250 : 50 lashes and 20 kicks.
>250 <= 1000 : Chop off their click-hand.
>1000 : A choice of being stoned or crucified.

I think this is fair and will be welcomed by the beleaguered ISP's, but suggestions welcomed.
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If they cant stand the heat they must get out of the kitchen.

Say I bought a 300GB capped product? Should anything happen to me then or are you talking about uncapped only?
 
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I suggest that everybody DL'ing more than 100Gb/m stands in a queue to bitchslap the OP.
 
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YeOldeOke

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supersunbird said:
If they cant stand the heat they must get out of the kitchen.

Say I bought a 300GB capped product? Should anything happen to me then or are you talking about uncapped only?
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Capped ADSL is a stone-age concept and should be outlawed.
 
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YeOldeOke said:
Having seen all the trouble download hogs cause with their excessive porn and mindless game downloads, I propose the following sanctions (and incentive):

GB/month
<= 50 : A bonus joint.
> 50 <=100 : A coupla slaps through the face.
>100 <=150 : 20 lashes.
>150 <= 250 : 50 lashes and 20 kicks.
>250 <= 1000 : Chop off their click-hand.
>1000 : A choice of being stoned or crucified.

I think this is fair and will be welcomed by the beleaguered ISP's, but suggestions welcomed.
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YeOldeOke said:
Capped ADSL is a stone-age concept and should be outlawed.
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'Mindless game downloads'? Who are you to say I should stop gaming properly? You left out Netflix, Hulu Plus, work related downloads (my brother has terabytes of music samples), online backups etc., did not account for varied connection speeds, chastised someone for talking about caps and then introduced a stupidly low threshold of 50GB.

I hope this thread is an attempt at humour and that no one actually thinks this way.
 
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I download Christian sermons, End of the world discussions and bird watching videos....no gaming
 
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Some of these punishments should rather apply to people that quote posts and prefix the quote instead of postfix :D

The heavy downloaders can execute the punishment.
 
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GoofySmurf

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YeOldeOke said:
Having seen all the trouble download hogs cause with their excessive porn and mindless game downloads, I propose the following sanctions (and incentive):

GB/month
<= 50 : A bonus joint.
> 50 <=100 : A coupla slaps through the face.
>100 <=150 : 20 lashes.
>150 <= 250 : 50 lashes and 20 kicks.
>250 <= 1000 : Chop off their click-hand.
>1000 : A choice of being stoned or crucified.

I think this is fair and will be welcomed by the beleaguered ISP's, but suggestions welcomed.
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ROFL

How about they DONT sell uncapped if they cant cater for it.
 
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Paul Hjul

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OP a Naspers employee?

/ off topic: is it just me or has there been a spree of stupidity lately - idiots defending the CoJ and revealing a lack of understanding of the meaning of unauthorized for example.
 
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