relationship fail

[Datura]

I've totally screwed up a number of promising relationships. They were all mine though

 

[techead]

Sounds like a Seagate 7200.11, did you update her firmware?

nope, got the positive and negative swapped around... :erm:

 

[techead]

 

[Ninja'd]

 

[DerpiesFreud]

:wtf:

 

[techead]

he's hooked. that why i asked if she was a contortionist because that would be the only sane reason to for HTC_guy to still be her B!tch.

guess he had a point after all... :erm:

 

[chrissy]

:erm:

 

[techead]

ya ya I know but I thought I'd share so you guys/girls could have a bit of a laugh at my expense

 

[BinaryJack]

ya ya I know but I thought I'd share so you guys/girls could have a bit of a laugh at my expense

So what is the latest?
Updates please!

 

[Jola]

So, is she a contortionist ?

 

[techead]

Im not gonna read through all 13 pages... but I recall someone posting that she would have been banging the gym boy!?? I argued that she was not

Well... You were RIGHT!! :wtf: She came out with it... Been banging him since early this year already!!!

OMFG!! :erm:

/goes to take a shower

 

[Kilgore_Trout_Redux]

Now this woman sounds like the perfect candidate for an open relationship.

Anything else will just end in tears.

 

[wikk3d88]

Im not gonna read through all 13 pages... but I recall someone posting that she would have been banging the gym boy!?? I argued that she was not

Well... You were RIGHT!! :wtf: She came out with it... Been banging him since early this year already!!!

OMFG!! :erm:

/goes to take a shower

bwahahahahahahaha

/hands you anti bacterial shower gel

 

[Kilgore_Trout_Redux]

Just a kind word of warning.

Despite what Zuma says - a shower will not cure aids.

 

[techead]

bwahahahahahahaha

/hands you anti bacterial shower gel

bastard!

 

[Nod]

/goes to take a shower

A quick howto is in order ...
[video=youtube;PSPtSEIlp8A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSPtSEIlp8A[/video]

 

[techead]

hahahaha! ya this is *** funny!

LOVE ace ventura!

 

[Rocket-Boy]

Wow its been a while since I saw that. Loved those movies.

 

[zll]

Lol. This chick reminds me of a girl who I used to work. She had such a huge sexual appetite she tried to rape me in the stock room one day. I wasn't at all interested, which didn't seemed to make any sense to her and one day in the stock room she decided to not waste any time and stuck her hands straight down my pants.

The thing is, she'd shagged a lot of the guys she'd worked with, and regularly picked up customers. Personally, I have no issues with her shagging people left right and center, (I.E. not gonna brand her a slut) EXCEPT for the fact that STDs are REAL. Hell, I would have probably gone there if I didn't know she liked to mess around a lot, and all the risks that come with that.

 

[TheShadow]

u've got to really really stupid to ignore the risks of STDs.. to be controlled that much by animal instincts can only point to one being slightly behind on the evolutionary scale.