Relationship

[Thugscub]

My relationship with my Nutter cat is deteriorating fast. It goes for a swim every day now it is so cold this am the soaking cat dived under my duvet, aaaaargh Do I need to send my cat for a psychiatric evaluation?

 

[Thugscub]

Anyone know how to send a cat into orbit, not permanently I love him?

 

[Chevron]

Hahaha. Get a cat whisperer.

 

[Thugscub]

Lol My dog also is a bit strange he keeps on falling out of trees. I see he has turned into a Pittbull, was a Jack R last night. Maybe my housemate brought it home last night, damn I wish he would bring a GF back like most normal men. Fukc the cats gone for a swim again ... / wanders off muttering to myself

 

[Thugscub]

I live on a nut farm a cat that swims and a dog that kept on falling out of trees an ex that hit me on the head with a lead pipe.../ wanders off muttering to myself.

 

[hawker]

Haha, well pets are reflection of their owners...

 

[mooks]

.....woah. Did I miss something vital here?

 

[Rosaudio]

Take it to that airfield at full moon and leave it there.

 

[Thugscub]

Lol good idea got to wait for the full moon again.

 

[Thugscub]

No Nutters willing to contribute?

 

[Pooky]

ineed a whole

 

[Pooky]

potatao and yes my cat eats rats

 

[HavocXphere]

 

[Thugscub]

I moulded my cat into a snowman. Now he is white. Oh there goes my bee status.