Renewing wedding vows

I.am.Sam said:
Do they even do this in CPT ..
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I've lived in Cape Town most of my life, never seen it done. I think the variability of the wind strength and direction would be a huge safety factor. In summer they do sunset trips up the cablecar, you could take a really good picnic basket. They do helicopter flips around the peninsula - on a good weather day that would be fantastic, though I am not sure that would give you much opportunity for much romantic conversation.
 
Chuckmyster said:
I'm going through a midlife crisis and wearing my baseball cap backwards
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Well, at least it makes you a bit more aerodynamic, and silly looking, like this Porsche.

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I went to a beach wedding on Noordhoek beach one February. First of all the wind was blowing at 60 km/hr. Then they forgot it was an incoming high tide. As the ceremony got started, a huge wave came and swept everything away. I hopped onto a rock and watched the tables, some chairs get washed away and the bride's mother get pulled from the surf. She lost her shoes (and who wears high heels to the beach?)

The priest realised the next week he had not asked the bride and groom to exchange vows properly, so we had the whole thing again, this time in their back garden under a marquee. Some people had flown from Australia and were pissed off at missing the event
 
RedViking said:
So what are you planning to say? Let us help you write the vows....
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"My love. I'm sorry I did Tik at our wedding and ended up giving your brother a BJ in the bathroom. I'm especially sorry that I dove onto our wedding cake and told you that you needed more makeup just before our first dance. I know I haven't always been the best man, but...oh ja..I'm also sorry that my best man was my ex fiancee, that was incredibly inappropriate. Like I was saying, I know I haven't always been the best man, but I promise that you are the only one for me and from this moment forth, I will cherish you and love you, and I hope we can grow old together"
 
Frikkie5000 said:
"My love. I'm sorry I did Tik at our wedding and ended up giving your brother a BJ in the bathroom. I'm especially sorry that I dove onto our wedding cake and told you that you needed more makeup just before our first dance. I know I haven't always been the best man, but...oh ja..I'm also sorry that my best man was my ex fiancee, that was incredibly inappropriate. Like I was saying, I know I haven't always been the best man, but I promise that you are the only one for me and from this moment forth, I will cherish you and love you, and I hope we can grow old together"
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Just for clarity sake, are you the oke that recently crapped his pants, and who also didn't want to satisfy his wife "because of load-shedding"? Is that why she wanted to divorce you? Is that why you want to renew your vows?
 
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Frikkie5000 said:
"My love. I'm sorry I did Tik at our wedding and ended up giving your brother a BJ in the bathroom. I'm especially sorry that I dove onto our wedding cake and told you that you needed more makeup just before our first dance. I know I haven't always been the best man, but...oh ja..I'm also sorry that my best man was my ex fiancee, that was incredibly inappropriate. Like I was saying, I know I haven't always been the best man, but I promise that you are the only one for me and from this moment forth, I will cherish you and love you, and I hope we can grow old together"
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Are you sure you are not planning to "celebrate" a divorce? :unsure:
 
Frikkie5000 said:
Reason: I completely messed up our original wedding day by being drugged out of my mind and wrote the worst wedding vows in the history of mankind. I want a do-over.

Budget: depends on what it is I suppose. I don't mind forking out R10k for a balloon ride over Table Mountain, but I'm not spending R10k to renew our vows on some random oke's fishing boat for instance.
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So a balloon ride sorts out you being shyte faced on your wedding day.

How bout an apology.
 
Frikkie5000 said:
"My love. I'm sorry I did Tik at our wedding and ended up giving your brother a BJ in the bathroom. I'm especially sorry that I dove onto our wedding cake and told you that you needed more makeup just before our first dance. I know I haven't always been the best man, but...oh ja..I'm also sorry that my best man was my ex fiancee, that was incredibly inappropriate. Like I was saying, I know I haven't always been the best man, but I promise that you are the only one for me and from this moment forth, I will cherish you and love you, and I hope we can grow old together"
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Did you really do all of this? And she still married you?
 
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