Renewing wedding vows

Our original wedding was a bit of a damp squib and I want to fix that.

"My love. I'm sorry I did Tik at our wedding and ended up giving your brother a BJ in the bathroom. I'm especially sorry that I dove onto our wedding cake and told you that you needed more makeup just before our first dance.

That escalated quickly.
 
I think you should take her to Table Mountain and spell out your new vows whilst muff diving her in the doggy position.

That way its under budget, romantic, she gets to enjoy the view, you get to enjoy the view and you delivered your new vows in a special way.
 
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