Roast my car

[6spdmanual]

Don’t hold back!

 

[Currantly]

At least you won't be hijacked....

 

[skimread]

Standing in the sun the whole day will ruin your dash.

 

[skimread]

Car service cost is going to ruin you. You'll sell it soon enough

 

[skimread]

Want to hear a car joke?

BMW one series

 

[Hemi300c]

Is that a used tampon hanging from the mirror?

 

[Tabac]

Did you get the extras ? Like indicator lights ....

 

[Tabac]

 

[Xino_sam]

Did you get the extras ? Like indicator lights ....

Number plate was optional extra as well

 

[Craig_]

Don’t hold back!

Nice car, but what does the front bumper look like it came off a crashed 3 series?

 

[TheMightyQuin]

I come to this forum to get away from FB kuk like this....

 

[Drifter]

So , you have a Bee Emm, now, how are you going to buy food, pay rent, you know, the important stuff.

 

[ArmatageShanks]

I come to this forum to get away from FB kuk like this....

What? Funny material?

 

[TheMightyQuin]

What? Funny material?

Sad, desperate, pathetic attention seeking material...

 

[ArmatageShanks]

Sad, desperate, pathetic attention seeking material...

Yeah that's exactly what is happening here isn't it, do you drive a BMW by any chance?

 

[ubercal]

Don’t hold back!

 

[ArmatageShanks]

@kagishokgaile why do you not have any grass in your yard?

 

[shooter69]

Another one of those Indicator-less cars

 

[TheMightyQuin]

Yeah that's exactly what is happening here isn't it, do you drive a BMW by any chance?

Why do I even engage you at all, I wonder?

I keep falling into the same trap and then realize who I am talking to.

 

[Drifter]

@kagishokgaile why do you not have any grass in your yard?

Cant afford the water bill.