Roast my car

[Moereloos]

 

[ArmatageShanks]

Why do I even engage you at all, I wonder?

I keep falling into the same trap and then realize who I am talking to.

You must be pretty darn deep in that hole then seeing as you find a simple lets make a few jokes thread like this Sad, desperate, pathetic attention seeking.

 

[BradleyKZN]

I thought you had a Ford Kuga. This is going to make things much easier...

 

[ArmatageShanks]

 

[TheMightyQuin]

You must be pretty darn deep in that hole then seeing as you find a simple lets make a few jokes thread like this Sad, desperate, pathetic attention seeking.

I don't find the thread sad, I find the OP sad.

This forum has become more and more an attention seeking schitshow recently....just like FB and Insta.

"What do you think of my nails?"...."Where can I buy these flipflops?"...."I am hosting a dinner in 5 minutes...where can I buy truffles?"

You like these threads and I find them excruciating...am I not allowed to say that without you, as usual, trying to stick the knife in?

 

[FiestaST]

Don’t hold back!

Not woke enough bro!

Stay woke!

 

[RedViking]

I don't find the thread sad, I find the OP sad.

This forum has become more and more an attention seeking schitshow recently....just like FB and Insta.

"What do you think of my nails?"...."Where can I buy these flipflops?"...."I am hosting a dinner in 5 minutes...where can I buy truffles?"

You like these threads and I find them excruciating...am I not allowed to say that without you, as usual, trying to stick the knife in?

Then put OP on your ignore list or anyone else that bothers you. Works wonders.

 

[RedViking]

Shouldn't you lower it a bit?

 

[ArmatageShanks]

I don't find the thread sad, I find the OP sad.

This forum has become more and more an attention seeking schitshow recently....just like FB and Insta.

"What do you think of my nails?"...."Where can I buy these flipflops?"...."I am hosting a dinner in 5 minutes...where can I buy truffles?"

You like these threads and I find them excruciating...am I not allowed to say that without you, as usual, trying to stick the knife in?

Of course you can voice your displeasure, it is however kind of the point of a public forum such as this to enable users to interact with each other, some criticism of what you say may or may not be occur. I do agree that there are quite a number of silly threads asking even sillier questions as common sense is becoming ever more endangered in our society. I do feel though that it is better to either ignore these kinds of things, or as a more entertaining alternative have some fun with them as you'll see quite a lot of members doing, the most notable of recent cases being the advice on lowering my car thread, the way and the sheer volume of mickey that OP was subject to was incredibly entertaining to say the least.

 

[RedViking]

 

[Steamy Tom]

hmmm OP wanted a bmw but couldn't afford it so bought this POS

 

[pinball wizard]

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I particularly like how you drew attention to the OP's vagina stain on the bonnet. Nice work my man.

 

[genetic]

I particularly like how you drew attention to the OP's vagina stain on the bonnet. Nice work my man.

Those lips were swollen

 

[pinball wizard]

Those lips were swollen

Reckon the OP must be turning at least 20 tricks a day to pay for the car yeah?

 

[TheChamp]

The car is dirty.

 

[6spdmanual]

Another one of those Indicator-less cars

It was an optional extra I couldn’t afford.

 

[6spdmanual]

I thought you had a Ford Kuga. This is going to make things much easier...

Oh no, that car does the roasting automatically for you. I wouldn’t have created this thread if I had a Kuga.

 

[RedViking]

The car is dirty.

In other words it is being used.

 

[FiestaST]

Oh no, that car does the roasting automatically for you. I wouldn’t have created this thread if I had a Kuga.

Exact model & options fitted?

 

[Topdoggdbn]

what dirt or dent is that?