Robber stashed cash up butt

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The man who robbed the BNZ Cromwell branch bank on April 3 was found with the cash hidden up his anus, Judge Alistair Garland heard in the Alexandra District Court yesterday.

Michael Geoffrey Linn, 36, unemployed, yesterday admitted robbing the bank of around $2000.

Police noticed some rustling sounds from Linn's bottom area and on closer inspection a roll of cash was found protruding from Linn's anus, the full amount of cash taken in the robbery.

The money will be destroyed.

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considering that the money was rolled up, atleast if he was going to get raped in jail, he would be that much tighter! :eek:
 
Luckily for him he wasn't in Zim or he would need a huge crack. Then again he could use one note and be a billionaire. Can't say that in another country, on the flip side if he wanted to steal Zim money then he would have a problem.
 
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